Hello 2012, Good Bye 2011

So, how was 2011 for me? Let me summarize it :

1. Unmarried and obviously childless

2. Single

3. Working

4. Finally got myself a cat that stays with me in the condo.

5. Slightly fatter.


I'm not gonna complain about being unmarried, childless or single. The reason why I emphasized on this is because i'm in my mid 20's and this is when people will start getting married and have children. My motto when it comes to relationship? Better be single and happy rather than to be in a relationship but alone and sad. I only want to be in a relationship with Mr Right, not Mr Perfect.

2011 was the year when I finally worked. I have never worked before because I was simply lazy. So how do I find work? Challenging yet interesting. You meet all kinds of people and work is one of the ways to keep yourself busy. The only thing i hate about working is getting up early in the morning.

And I finally got myself a cat. Initially I thought having a cat in a condo will be difficult, hence the delay in getting a cat. Previously I have never kept a cat indoors 24/7. What made me got a cat? After looking after my friend's cat for a day. It wasn't as difficult as i thought it would be. Of coz it requires commitment, time and love. so i got myself a RM2,800.00 Himalayan. One of the reasons why i got myself a pedigree kitten is because they are already litter trained and an indoor cat. I have this impression that stray cats are outdoor cats. Most of the time they want to be outdoors. My previous cats will only come into the house for several hours to eat and sleep and would later leave and start roaming the neighbourhood and make me worry when they don't come back on the same day.


Argh i think im gaining some kgs... screw dieting. I knew that KFC across my condo is gonna be the death of me.

Why I Want To Be A Lawyer...

Remember those primary school days where the school will make you write down in your school report what are your AMBITIONS when you grow up? To be more precise, the top 3 things that you want to be. Mine were either doctor, lawyer or nurse. There was a time "stewardess" was in that list but God only knows why in the hell i wanted to be one. But doctor and lawyer remain the top 2 ambitions, every year it will change, either lawyer will be no.1 or doctor no.2 or vice versa.

Perhaps I wanted to be a doctor because my father is a doctor. But I don't remember him trying to brainwash me to become one. But I guess during the 90's, everyone wants to become either a doctor or a lawyer because these are the professional jobs that are often talked about.

So when i entered high school, i took up science subjects. I like Biology but sucked in Additional Maths, Physics and Chemistry. Dreams of becoming a doctor slowly slipping away.

But I love writing essays and I love History.

Then I entered matriculation, and took up science too but again, I can only do Biology. So screw it, goodbye doctor. I decided on law because based on my SPM results, I think i'm capable of doing law since it's all about essay writing and reading textbook (history = text book). Actually, at one point i wanted to join hotel and tourism because I thought it was "cool" and "fun" but my dad didn't allow it. Thank God for that because I don't think my personality fits for tourism. I hate dealing with humans.

I did my A Levels for law and went on with LLB (University of London). Again at this point, I didn't know why I wanted to be a lawyer or whether I wanted to be one. All I know I have to study and at least get a damn degree. Exams was a pain in the ass.

And since im not a local graduate, I had to do CLP. If you thought LLB was tough, CLP is the toughest crappiest examination that you have to get through. Well, you can do your Bar at UK which is easier to pass but that's $$$$.

After CLP, I continued with CHAMBERING a.k.a practical for law graduates to become lawyers. I was expecting the worst (heard so many nightmarish stories about chambering) a.k.a become a coffee-making slave, get shout at, work overtime, get files thrown at, boring workloads, etc. And to confirm this chambering of a nightmare, I once did an attachment under a Magistrate and she told me she only did her chambering for 3 months and couldn't take it.

As I'm blogging now, I'm into my last month of chambering. If everything goes well, I will be finishing on 20th January 2012 and probably be called to the bar in March or April 2012.

Do I want to be a lawyer? YES.

Why do i want to be a lawyer? BECAUSE I LOVE THE WORK (I'm doing LITIGATION by the way, so I think it's fun to apply whatever you studied during your LLB and CLP to your work).

I know I have more to learn and more things to experienced. I've been lucky so far and I think God have given me so many SIGNS that I should be a lawyer (I'm not being dramatic). The signs?

1. My work place and my condo is nearby. 5 mins drive. How lucky can you be to get a workplace nearby?

2. It so happens I get to do litigation and a little bit of criminal litigation. Initially I wanted to do just conveyancing because I wanted to stay in the office the whole day (i was afraid to drive several months back then and if you do litigation, you need to frequently go to court). But my firm didn't need any help in conveyancing so I got to do litigation. And God I am thankful that I did litigation.

3. My bosses and my colleagues are nice and helpful and I love the office environment. Small but comfy. My boss never made me stay up late nor overworked me.

4. Despite not earning much allowance, I learn a lot of things during my chambering and I love learning everything. I'm expert at folding letters now. But seriously, when you are given a lot of work and different kinds of work to do, it enhances your experiences. Just because you are a lawyer doesn't mean you shouldn't fold or draft letters. You should do everything! Except making coffee.

5. So far no judges have screamed or thrown files at me but I know once I'm a fully pledge lawyer, this crap is bound to happen to me.

You see, if God does not want me to be a lawyer, he would make me go through shitty experiences to TURNED ME OFF from becoming a lawyer.

One thing is for sure, I won't be one of those lawyers going after a high end glamorous lifestyle. Money is still important though but it's not for me to show off.

But if i had the opportunity I do want to be a veterinarian. Hmmm but come to think of it, I can't see ANIMALS IN PAIN. It freaks me out. But I can see humans in pain though but it won't freak me out, I will just feel sorry for them. I wanted to be a vet because I can surround myself with animals.

And so............................ i shall be a lawyer with a job and kitty to love.

My Himalayan Boo

Above is my new kitty pet, a 4 month old female Himalayan kitten. I have been having her since 12th November 2011. Her name is Boo :-D...

This is the first time I'm having a pedigree cat. Previously my cats are strays and I never thought I will get a pedigree cat because they are freaking expensive. Some people want a pedigree cat because they wanna show off how rich they are and i know some don't like strays because they find strays filthy. I love all kinds of cats as long as they are cats.

Not only is my cat a pedigree but she's a flat face pedigree. Himalayans are persians + siamese. I love Siamese cats like crazy (they are one of my fav breed) but I'm not into persians because of their flat face.

But the first time I saw Boo at the pet shop, i fell in love with her immediately. There were 2 other Himalayan kittens a.k.a her brothers. Apparently she's the only flat face one and i was like, flat face??

But a few weeks before I went to the pet shop, I looked after my friend's kitten for a day. I never had a cat at my condo because I thought it will be difficult to have one because I always let my cats roam in the garden. As you know, condos don't have a garden. So i thought if i brought a stray back, I will deprive him of his roaming freedom, hence another reason why I didn't bring my cat from my dad's house because she's used to staying outside.

After looking after my friend's cat for a day, it made me really want to get a cat. Preferably a kitten so I can create that human-kitty bond.

So after that incident, a friend of mind wanted to give her cat to me. Unfortunately, her cat was ran over by a car.

Another friend wanted to give me one of her kittens. On the day I was suppose to see the kittens, I was told that the mother cat brought the kittens to an unknown place. So I couldn't see the kittens.

That's when I went to the Pet Shop and saw Boo for the first time. I didn't think I would get her though. But when i went back home, I kept thinking of her. I was very keen to have a cat so that week itself i went to SPCA , thinking I would adopt a cat instead. The cats there aren't that friendly and most of them are adult cats. There are some friendly ones though. God I love the Siamese ones but they aren't friendly. But I didn't adopt any cats from SPCA.

So i went back to the pet shop and Boo and her siblings were still there. Was it meant to be? Even after the salesperson told me Boo cost a freaking RM 2800?? No way can wait til my birthday (a cat for my bday present) which is in january because by then it would be A DIFFERENT CAT.

God, the moment I hold one of the kittens I know I have to get one. In terms of appearance, I prefer Boo's brother because he wasn't flat face. But in terms of personality, Boo was the one and screw the flat face. Truth to be told, now i love to touch her nose coz it's soooo small and deep. She's not that flat anyway. Flat but not really.

So i got Boo. Boy, she's like no cat that I ever had before. Things I LOVE about Boo:

1. Litter trained.

2. Playful.

3. Always want to be around me. When Im in the study room, she will sleep in the study room. When I'm in the kitchen she will be close by to me, meowing for no reason but I suspect because she can't see what i'm doing. She always meow when im doing something on a table. Like when i'm online on the study table and i let her sleep by my side.


MY MAGICAL PRINTER PRINTS OUT CUTE KITTIES

4. Love the way she hops. Makes me go Grrrrrrrrrr....

5. She licks my neck every night and kneads my hair and neck... The kneading is painful because at times she uses her nails.

6. She adores me.

7. At times her facial expression can be soooooo funny.

8. love watching the way she eats.

9. love watching her poop.

10. The way she sleeps.

11. watching how clumsy she can be.

12. watching the way she sneeze.

13. watching the way she arch her back when she's about to run away

14. love watching the way she's about to pounce.

15. God i love everything about her!!


So the difference between a stray and a pedigree cat? Strays are not meant to be indoor cats while a pedigree is content to be just indoors (provided u never let them go out in the first place). Even when i kept a stray, i never like to let them out because when they don't come for one day, i already freaked out. I remember making my maid look for my cat around the housing area because the little rascal didn't come back for dinner. I just want my cat to be at home because it's safer for them.

And of course you can feed a stray cat any food. And their cat food is cheaper. I always believe cats don't need vaccination. I never give my previous cats vaccination, deworming or bring them to the vet but yet they still end up being healthy and no sickness. I won't dare take the risk with a pedigree cat, especially a persian since the flat face thingy is actually a deformity which humans find it "cute". I said it's a deformity because it causes breathing probs for the cat and excessive tears. Hence the tear stained face.

But be it strays or pedigree, my fav cat will always be a cat who is VERY AFFECTIONATE.



EMO KITTY

Why So Angry?

The gazillion reasons as to why i curse when i drive :

1. The idiot didn't give signal when cutting into my lane.

2. The idiot was driving waaayyyyy tooo slow when the traffic light is green.

3. The idiot parked illegally, blocking my way, or making it difficult for me to drive out.

4. The idiot motorist who suddenly go right in front of you without giving signal.

5. The idiot motorist who is riding his motorcycle right in the middle of your lane and going sloooowwww.

6. The idiot who drive crazy fast then cut into your lane without giving signal. Just coz you drive an expensive car, it doesn't give you the license to drive like an asshole.

7. the idiot who HONKED at me despite the fact i gave signal that i want to do a U TURN which is a LEGAL U TURN.

8. A dead cat or dog by the road side.

9. Idiots who parked illegally when there are STILL EMPTY CAR PARKS AVAILABLE.

10. Idiots who blocked my car with their car and didn't leave their number.

Simply a Rude B*stard

I have heard many advises from people saying that if you are unhappy with your partner about something, don't shout or scold your partner but instead tell him or her in a NICE WAY that whatever he or she is doing is not to your liking.

Don't fight fire with fire. Out of curiousity, i watched the Namawee's video where he was THRASHING UTUSAN. Let me summarized the whole issue for you : basically he's pissed off that some journalist who didn't want to watch his stupid movie a.k.a Nasi Lemak 2.0. Is that just the reason why he got so pissed off? I don't think so since you can tell from his reaction in the video.

Why was he so pissed off at the journalist?
1. The journalist reminded readers of his PAST MISTAKE(S). His INFAMOUS NEGARAKUKU music video, It's one thing to humiliate a particular race, but it's another thing when you insult a particular RELIGION. Even i can't forget his insults in the video.

2. The journalist attacked his sincerity and genuineness in promoting racial unity. Even i don't believe his sincerity. From Negarakuku to all this 1Malaysia promotional videos/songs? Isn't he trying too hard to please everyone after being such a racist bastard? He should just shut up and disappear into thin air instead of doing all these 1Malaysia thing.

3. The journalist questioned why no severe actions were taken against him after the Negarakuku fiasco. It's like as if saying sorry was sufficient enough. Maybe after what Namawee did, he should just lay low instead of going around making more videos bitching and insulting more things like TNB and Malaysia football quality.


I googled up for this journalist's article because i wanted to see how bad did she criticized Namawee's movie since from the way he reacted, it's like as if she humiliated him soooo bad.But her article wasn't even OFFENSIVE as compared to his video. In her article, the journalist clearly stated that she has nothing against his movie but it's him she has a problem with. I know what she feels and i feel the same way too.


Why would people want to boycott Nasi Lemak 2.0?

Simply because they don't like Namawee and couldn't forgive him for his so called past "mistake" and encourage people not to watch his movie because it will make him richer and famous.


Why I wouldn't watch his movie?1.

1. I hate him.

2. I despise him.

3. Why should i watch a movie being made by him and give him profits? It's like going to a restaurant owned by an ex which u hate and making him richer by dining at his place.

4. I seriously hate him.

5. And like what the journalist of the article said, even if you give me FREE TICKETS, i wouldn't want to watch it. That shows how much i hate him.


Of course, some Namawee defenders will say :

1. Please forgive and forget. Don't keep grudges.

2. He's a talented entertainer. Really? If you say talented at being vulgar and rude i will sooooooo agree on that. AND OBVIOUSLY the journalist wasn't giving a review on his movie (as what the idiot claims).

She didn't even criticize his movie. She merely gave her OWN OPINION on what she really thinks about NAMAWEE.

I'm being very critical about Namawee because :

1. he overreacted. it's like as if i commented "i hate you" and you replied "go die bitch".

2. Why bitched about Utusan too? Why not just attacked the journalist? Or is this his "golden opportunity" to attack Utusan for some personal hatred?

3. The way he talks is like as if he's some kind of a hot shot gangster wannabe. *puke*

4. Attacked the journalist credibility. hello, at least she sounds more civilised and well mannered than this rude jackass.

I'll let you be the JUDGE as to whether the journalist deserve such humiliation from this rude donkey ass :

The video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtCu1Cm7caM

The article :

http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/info.asp?y=2011&dt=0921&pub=Utusan_Malaysia&sec=Rencana&pg=re_05.htm

The Nagging Bitch

Women don't like to nag, however men cause women to nag by being selfish and inconsiderate. Who wouldn't make it a big fuss when you tell that person a few times not to do something but yet the person does it? It's f*cking irritating.

One of the MANY REASONS why i can't see myself married is that some men CAN'T PEE PROPERLY. Their penis is created like a hose, so why in the bloody hell can't they shoot into the toilet bowl without dripping ALL OVER THE BLOODY TOILET SEAT? One of the explanation from my fellow male friends is that it's UNAVOIDABLE because after peeing the urine will drip, hence the urine stains around the toilet seat.

That's utter BULLSH*T.
1. don't u wash after peeing?
2. don't u look where u shoot?
3. and if u see there's pee stain, aren't u civilised enough to clean it?

As a woman, if i have a husband who does this? I'll be nagging the whole time especially if he keeps on doing it after i told him off so many times. Why in the f*cking hell do i have to clean up after him? Do i look like a freaking maid? A toilet cleaner?

If i live under the same roof with him, do i always have to look around the toilet seat to make sure there is no urine stains?

Do i have to pull him by the ear, and bring him to the toilet and show him the mess he made?

Or i have to clean up after him just because i'm his freaking wife and it's SUPPOSEDLY A SMALL MATTER?

And i refuse to accept that peeing all over the toilet seat is a MAN'S NATURALLY THING TO DO.

The Racist Offensive Nivea Ad

Read this article first : http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/nivea-pulls-offensive-ad-185220424.html




My first impression when i read the article and look at the ad, it does look and sound racist. "Re-civilize" yourself. From the ad it would look like having afro hair and thick beard isn't idealistic.

But after a few mins of thinking, you can look at this whole pic from another point of view. Had the model been a WHITE MALE about to those A WHITE MAN'S HEAD with long messy hair and thick beard, would it look racist? Probably it will look ANTI HIPPIES.

Logically speaking, if a white man were to look messy, he would have long messy hair with thick/long beard. Now if a black man were to look messy, obviously he would have a messy afro hair with thick/long beard. You can't expect a black man to have messy long straight hair right?

Ideally, the image of a well groomed man is a man with SHORT HAIR and CLEAN SHAVEN. I know some Africans are proud of their afro hair because it's unique. But just because someone ask you to wear a wig over your afro hair or to cut it short, it doesn't have to be a racist thing.

People always tell me to straighten my hair because having a straight hair doesn't make you look messy as to having curly hair. Well screw them. I'm not gonna waste my money straightening my hair because i love my natural curly hair but yeah i do admit those with straight hair don't look messy. Then again, curly hair is sexy :-D.

Let's face it, society already set the standard of what is "well groomed" or "hot". And for a man, having long hair doesn't mean he's well groomed.Only minority of men can pull off long hair and still look hot. But long hair is never "office-material". The term metrosexual man doesn't apply to mean with long hair.

Basically, black men can't have long hair. They can only have a big hair if they never cut it.

So i would think Nivea has a good defence in making the ad instead of just issuing apology and saying they are wrong. Re-civilized means looking "non messy". And if a black man would look messy, he would have a messy afro and beard. And if a white man were to look messy, he would have long messy hair and beard. I can't really see clearly what products Nivea is promoting in the ad but as far as i know, when you say Nivea, i would think deodorant and facial cleanser. In other words, re-civilised means with Nivea products, you groom yourself to look more presentable.

A piece of advise to the US, maybe they should quit using black models since every time a black model is being used, there will be a racism issue. Like a black model being made fairer. Duh, it's photoshop. Im sure white models are being made to look whiter. Or slim people being made to look slimmer. Photoshop means going overboard with everything with the objective to make things look fake and perfect.

Sometimes the minority can be wayyyyyyy to sensitive and want to make an issue out of everything. If minorities are involved, they will start using the "racist attack". I'm not just talking about the blacks in the US but also the minority in Malaysia. I remembered once there was an issue with a local aid where a character representing the Indian community is being coloured "too dark". Or the chinese character being drawn with "small eyes" a.k.a "mata sepet".

Why is this racism? Aren't majority of Indians dark brown and majority of chinese have small eyes? Why do you have this idea that being dark brown or having small eyes is insulting? Honestly, i never think that being dark brown and having small eyes is a bad thing until the people themselves express their dissatisfaction of having dark skin or small eyes. Dark people want to bleach their skin to make themselves look fairer while those with small eyes want to wear heavy eye makeup or go for operation to make their eyes bigger.


Who's hating who now? Others hate you? Or you hate yourself for having a particular trait that only your race have?

Issues of The Week (15-18.8.2011)

To sum my whole "exciting" life for this week :

1. COOKIES

Raya cookies are getting more and more freaking expansive. I recently bought this raya cookies for RM 35 for 50 pieces and addicted to it like CRAZY... I've been eating it NON STOP... It's called Snow something.. but it's not your typical raya biscuits.



2. PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S RELIGION

Open this link : http://my.news.yahoo.com/blogs/singaporescene/man-complains-muslim-prayers-mcdonald-outlet-092253428.html

People with SHALLOW KNOWLEDGE about ISLAM like to make statements saying the Azan is LOUD, ANNOYING, IRRITATING ETC. do you actually know what's the purpose of Azan? It's to remind the Muslims that it's time for their prayers. Is that something bad? Annoying and noisy? hello, we face a lot of noisy things in out life but yet we can tolerate it? Disco music playing for hours you can tolerate? But Azan which is being played for less than 5 mins is irritating?

Which part of Azan is irritating? Are you irritated by its nobleness? Or do get simply irritated with everything that relates to a Muslim and Islam because you simply hate the religion? Face it. You live in Malaysia.

3. MEN

No comment except that they are irritating, inconsiderate, selfish and sweet talkers. God only knows why i'm not even close to becoming a BISEXUAL.

4. A PARTNER AS AN INVESTMENT

Being in a relationship means you have to GIVE AND TAKE. You can't just givveeeee or just receeeeeiiiive... It will be unfair and selfish. So why be in a relationship? Because you know your partner can give you something back in return a.k.a a relationship is an investment. if you can't get anything out of the relationship, what's the point of being in one? Unless you looooove having and keeping BAD INVESTMENTS to show off your STUPIDITY.


So when i hear stories of how partners seem to "suffer" in a marriage, i don't really feel sorry for them especially if they are part of the cause of the problem.

So men spend a lot of money the moment they decide to get married right? The common problem faced by married men is that they are being DEPRIVED OF SEX. So let's see, the husband pays 70% or 80% of the bills but being deprived of sex from the wife. Perhaps the husband feels gratitude because the wife bore him children. Then again, if in the end he has to pay the MAID to clean, cook and look after the children and yet the wife can't entertain him, what is he getting? The wife is of course getting what she wants. Married and having the bills paid.

5. WORK

Argh..... dear boss, i can't do last minute work!

Impressing the Female Mate...

“Some birds seek to attract a mate by showing off their architectural skills. Constructing nests before the female arrives is a way for males to claim territory and show the suitable nesting areas they can defend. They may also decorate the nest with pebbles, moss, flowers or even litter to make it more eye-catching.”

Why are some MEN SINGLE? One of the possible reasons is because they DON'T KNOW HOW TO COURT THE OPPOSITE SEX.


I've seen cats and dogs mate before. There's no art of courtship with them. They just WANT TO HUMP THE FEMALE and if they can't get the female, they will hump the male (not much difference with the human male anyway).

But with some other animals, there is "The Art of Courtship", like the example i have given above. Some show off how beautiful their feathers are, some dance to impress while there are those who serenade to the female counterparts. In the end, the purposes for all these is to ATTRACT THE FEMALE and for the female to choose them to as a mate.

With HUMAN MALE, i expect them to show some kind of art of courtship too since they are SUPPOSE TO BE INTELLIGENT BEINGS (or am i wrong?).

So what can a human male possibly do to attract the opposite sex?

1. being good looking with hot body OR

2. Rich.. show off how big their car or house is.

so if a man have none of the above, there is only ONE SOLUTION..

Be a gentleman, charming, romantic, caring, bring her out and be able to converse well in all topics (unless you female mate is a pretty dumb bimbo then u won't need to be intelligent). Basically, you must do the "old fashion dating game" because if you don't have a hot physique or money, don't expect a woman to come to you (SO WHO SAYS WOMEN HAVE TO LOOK PRETTY AND SLIM TO GET MEN? EVEN MEN MUST MAINTAIN THEIR LOOKS).

Knowing men, because they are profoundly lazy and couldn't be bothered to make any effort, they like to skip the "dating game" and jump into sex.

Talking about sex 24/7 is not impressive to a girl, asshole.


HONEY, LOOK HOW RED AND SEXY MY NECK IS!!


IF YOU LIKE TO SKIP DATING GAME AND JUMP RIGHT INTO SEX, YOUR SEX LIFE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE AS BORING AS THIS LION COUPLE. LOOK AT THE LIONESS. INTERESTED? I DON'T THINK SO.

The art of Conversion

I'm talking about converting from one religion to another.

I believe the most genuine of conversion is when you convert because you receive "light"/"hidayah" from God or when you use your logic and reason to convert, in the sense that you analyse the teachings of the religion and it made you think you should dedicate yourself to that religion.

The EASIEST method to convert someone is when you prey on those who are WEAK. People's faith are easily shaken when they are at the most vulnerable situation. What do i mean by VULNERABLE SITUATION?

1. In desperate need of money.

2. Undergoing depression.

3. Have no beliefs.

Basically it's when you are FACING PROBLEMS IN LIFE.

I had a friend who converted to another religion. She and some of her siblings converted so this got me interested and i asked the reason of the conversion. And i notice a pattern.

She converted at a time when she was vulnerable. She was undergoing depression and somehow at that time, a friend of hers introduce this abc religion (i shall not name the religion). So she was being preached. It seems like this religion shows a lot of kindness (not that i'm disputing that) and gives her motivating support to continue life despite the depression. And i asked her, what's wrong with your previous religion. She simply told me her God was never there for her at the time when she needed Him the most unlike this religion which she just converted into.

What i believe is that in her previous religion, she has no friends to get her to get over the depression. But in abc religion, the followers are "more people loving". So it's nothing to do with God but to do with the followers. In abc religion, the followers listen to her problems, guide her, give her motivational support etc..

You see, praying to God alone is not enough for you to get over your depression. You need "human support" to comfort and guide you. And it's this human support that helped to relief your pain. Don't we humans like to talk about our problems and have another human listen to us and give solutions and tell us everything will be ok?

So when you have God + human support, we think it's the working of God that your depression is gone. But humans being humans, you simply need the support of another human being.

Sure you want to help the poor, but if you don't have the intention to convert them, then you shouldn't preach about your religion to them WHILE HELPING THEM.

The truth is, when most people provide help, they expect something in return.

Traumatized?

So recently my house was broken into. The motherf*cker thieves stole my laptop, my whole collection of watches and some of my necklaces. My laptop was still new, just 5 months because previously my old laptop was also stolen (that's another f*cked up incident).

So how did these motherf*ckers do it?

They cut through the "telinga" of the house grill. By doing so, they need not cut through the padlock.



Then the f*ckers destroyed my door :









And they ransacked my bedroom :



This is a CONDO. The monthly maintenance is EXPENSIVE. How do you know expect me to be damn pissed off? I'm not really angry with the management office but i'm damn pissed off at the thieves for making me go through this. I WISH DEATH UPON THEM!

My principle is straight forward SIMPLE. If you don't make my life a living hell, i won't make yours a living hell either.

It's moments like this i wish i know the art of black magic (watch Long Khong (Art of the Devil).

And it further pisses me off when i see these motherf*cker culprits in the CCTV. For the time being, the management haven't released a hardcopy of the footage of the of the CCTV but once i get it, all hell will break lose.

I think i'm kindda traumatized by this incident. I can't trust the security of the condo until they do something about it. Why this whole mess happen is also due to their negligence. That's what happens when u take something for granted. I know it's not entirely the security's fault but i expect some form of compensation since i'm paying the maintenance at a high price.

There's also a possibility that the tenant/resident of my block is involved since it seems like they do know when i'm in and when i'm out. It took them 15 mins to break into my house during broad DAYLIGHT. 5%$4$*!

Sometimes i feel depressed when the image of my room being ransacked suddenly popped in my mind.

I curse all the thieves involved in this incident. I wish them a slow terrible painful death and the same to their generation of family. Always remember your family before doing something BAD to another human being. Don't expect me to be kind and merciful when you make my life a living hell.

Victim of Cirmcustances

Remember there was a bedtime story for children about "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" (i hope i got the title right). Basically it's about a boy who was looking after his sheep (i think he's a shepherd). He's a prankster actually. So one day, to entertain his boredom, he simply called out for help that there is a wolf attacking his sheep. So the villagers came to help but only to found out it was just a prank. The shepherd had a good laugh.

He did that the second time AGAIN. At this point, the villagers were pretty annoyed.

Then on the third occasion, a WOLF actually came and he cried out for help and nobody bothered to come because they think it's just another prank by the shepherd. So one of the sheep died.

Moral of the story : don't be an irritating prankster.

Okay, the real moral of the story is that once you LIE, nobody will really believe you. People's trust in you will deteriorate with every lie you made. And when you actually tell the TRUTH, nobody will actually believe you. And you only have yourself to blame for that.

I'm retelling you this story is because when it comes to work, you need to built a good reputation. Don't commit too many mistakes, don't give the lazy-i-don't care-attitude and always come on time. Because one day, when you make a "mistake" when in fact the mistake wasn't caused by you, nobody will believe in you because previously you have made too many mistakes. Quoting my boss, "victim of circumstances". This kind of thing do happen and the cause of it? You are simply UNLUCKY.

Supervising Your Horny Partner

I hate massage parlors. You can see a lot of them here in Malaysia, even at my place here Kota Damansara. Why do i hate them? Perhaps because i know that most of them aren't genuine massage centers, in other words they provide sexual services. The massage part is just a disguise for them since providing sexual favours in return for money is illegal. Prostitution is illegal in Malaysia, unlike some immoral countries who actually legalize them.

I was reading the news article whereby housewives are complaining how their husbands frequently visit such centers and the fact that the government isn't effectively doing anything to stop non genuine massage centers. Duh, what do you expect when the authorities are MEN (i'm in my PMS mood so expect a lot of bitchiness).

What do these housewives really want? Will shutting down such massage centers stop their stupid horny perverted husband to find other sources for sexual favors?

I always believe that you can't stop prostitution because there will always be a demand for it. The demand comes from perverted DESPERATE horny men who is willing to pay for sex.

Now, if men are self discipline and don't go for prostitution, there won't be prostitution right?

There won't be cheating if the man or woman don't seek the companionship of a third party.

Hence affairs, like prostitution, always begins from the cheating partner who simply have an ATTITUDE PROBLEM a.k.a selfish, inconsiderate, perverted etc.

Some women love to supervise their partner so much to the extent that she checks all her partner's belongings which includes phones, diaries, social network accounts, etc. Paranoid and obsessive? Seems that way. You simply don't trust your partner, hence the excessive supervision.

Some know their partner is a player but yet choose to remain with such partner and gets angry at the women who her partner is fooling around with. That's really stupid since it's her partner who initiate the flirting in the first place and yet she wants to blame the third party?

If i was in such shitty situation, i'll just dump my useless partner instead of wasting my time making sure he doesn't cheat on me by obliterating everything that makes him horny and giving him sexual favours.

Men aren't children, they don't need supervision.

Your Fault?

A person who is rich will probably buy expensive cars, a big house, jeweleries etc.We will never really know the main reason why they buy these expensive things. Could be to show off or simply because they have the money to buy good quality products. Let's face it, most good quality products are indeed EXPENSIVE.

Expensive things are prone to be stolen. Is it your fault if you bought a big house and it was being burglarized? Had you bought a cheap house, the probability of your house being burglarized will be minimal.

Or is it your fault if you were to use an expensive phone or laptop and some idiot stole it? Had you not use an expensive phone or laptop, perhaps no one will be interested to steal.

But yet, regardless whether your things are expensive or not, a cheap house still face the problem of being burglarized and a cheap phone can still be stolen. As long as they are people who have the DESIRE TO STEAL, robbery and burglary will still happen.

We don't blame the owner for buying expensive things and display them for public viewing. It's their choice. Of course they need to take extra precaution to safeguard their expensive items.

So what im really trying to say here is that, a girl who wants to dress sexy, it's her choice. You don't blame her for being sexy and that's why she gets raped. However, perhaps you can blame her stupidity if she puts herself in a dangerous position which caused her to get raped. Like go out with unknown man or with a few man.

There will always be MEN WITH THE DESIRE to RAPE WOMEN. Same goes to the fact that there will always be people who WANT TO STEAL. Regardless whether the person is sexy or not, or the thing is expensive or not, such crimes will still take place. And most of the time, it's not sexy girls who get raped or rich people things get stolen. Why? Because they DON'T MAKE IT EASY for these criminals to rape them or have their things stolen.

P/S : for the rape, im only referring to cases where the women are stupid enough to go out with unknown men or be surrounded by a bunch of men or being too trustworthy to men.

Jobs That Tend to Objectify Women As Sex Symbol

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/6/5/nation/8835999&sec=nation

Don't tell me there is NO DIFFERENCE when you CHOSE to be sexy and when you are being PAID to be sexy.

The same goes with whether a woman is a HOOKER or not. If she requests to be paid, means she's a hooker. If she doesn't request to be paid, means she's not one but when a woman is open about her sexuality, society will see her as a nymphomaniac. Double standards. It's ok for a man to express his horniness but it's not okay for a woman to do so without being called all kinds of name while a man will only be called a pervert.

Referring to the article above, this "Bunny" bullshit job no doubt objectifies woman.


What is a Playboy Club? Wikipedia.com states "Playboy Club is a chain of nightclubs owned and operated by Playboy Enterprises".

What is a Playboy Bunny? Wikipedia.com states "waitress at the Playboy Club.... Bunnies wore a costume called a "bunny suit" inspired by the tuxedo-wearing Playboy rabbit mascot, consisting of a corset, bunny ears, a collar, cuffs and a fluffy cottontail."

What kind of job objectify women as sex symbols?

1. When you are paid to dress sexy/skanky/slutty to promote a product. I always see these when it comes to cars, where women dress like skanks, giving out car pamphlets. Then you have the Umbrella Girls during the F1 Circuit. Also i have seen girls promoting electronic products where their company "salesgirls clothes" involved short skirts, heavy makeup, tight tops/low cut tops. Why do you need women to dress scantily to promote a product? To attract DESPERATE MEN to buy your product because to rely on the quality of the product alone is not enough? Your product must really SUCK. Some business minded idiot will tell me that it's MARKETING STRATEGY. I guess they don't teach you Business Ethics.

2. Prostitution obviously.

3. Main objective of job scope is ENTERTAINING MEN. Women are born NOT to entertain men. Not to be a "beautiful trophy" next to a man. Why do men need to be entertained? Why do we need to carter to their needs? Entertaining a man in the sense that to go out with him, engage in conversations with him should be done mutually, NOT BY BEING PAID. And women who do such jobs are required to look pretty or sexy. Why, men don't want to be entertained by not so pretty women who can actually strike up a conversation?

3. Any job that requires you to be attractive. Im the kind of person that emphasize on the quality of work that you do, not how pretty or handsome you look. Maybe modelling is an exception to this since the modelling world requires you to be attractive since people will be looking at your pictures but why do you need to be attractive just to sell something? It's your selling skills that counts. Last time when you want to be an air stewardess in Malaysia you need to be pretty, slim and tall. Maybe the height thing u can understand since you need to reach up to the luggage compartment but slim and pretty? Can't a slightly bigger girl be a stewardess? What is the job scope of a stewardess anyway? Looking after the passengers on board. So why do you need to be pretty and slim for that?

Conclusion : Any job that is PAYING you to look beautiful/dress sexy and entertain MEN (by being seductive) is a job that objectify women as sex symbol. The keyword here is BEING PAID.

So NOT Thoughtful

Today i wanted to dispose my garbage so the moment i opened the door to the "Refuse Room" (that's what they call the place where you want to dispose your garbage), this is what i saw :




This is not the 1st time i see this kind of nonsense. But today i decided to take a pic because the Refuse Room wasn't that smelly and plus no one was around in case they are thinking what kind of weirdo takes pictures in the garbage disposal room.

This kind of thing is a sore to my eye. Why do people do this????? The garbage disposal dustbin (whatever you call it) is EMPTY and it's NEAR to you the moment you open the door. So why do you just leave it there? Not only that, but you didn't even bother to tie it.

WHY AM I DISTURBED BY THIS?

1. Im staying at a middle class condo, not some flat or apartment so this kind of attitude in throwing garbage is utterly unacceptable. Im not disrespecting those who are staying in flat or apartment but when SOME flat or apartment are in bad condition say like people don't throw their rubbish properly or some asshole pee in the lift, you can't really complain. So imagine if you are staying in a middle class condo and you smell pee in the lift? It's unacceptable. You know, when you are in a particular "class", a certain kind of "attitude" is expected from you, as in to be more CIVILIZED.

2. Total inconsiderateness. Why can't you make the cleaning lady's job easier by actually dumping the garbage into the bin and tie it up? Imagine if you were in the cleaning lady's shoes? Do you like it when others make your job more difficult?

People who do this are simply selfish, inconsiderate and stupid.

Homosexuality Hypocrisy

I had an interesting conversation with a friend (my co worker) who pointed out to me that he doesn't like Glee because it promotes immoral values such as sex out of wedlock and homosexuality. He has a point.

I like Glee because of the choice of songs and they have very talented casts. Some of their performances are good too. But i never like the homosexuality part where the character named Kurt is an open gay. The show even shows him kissing with another guy. It seems like they are promoting homosexuality, encouraging teens to be open about their choice of sexuality. It's the same for True Blood. I like True Blood because it's horror and the vampires aren't your typical vampires. Unfortunately the homosexuality scenes is a great turned off for me.

So i say i don't like homosexuality being promoted. Am i a hypocrite for watching such shows then? By watching such shows it's like encouraging more shows to come up with homosexual characters and scenes.

If society are really against homosexuality being promoted, then they wouldn't watch shows that have elements of promoting homosexuality. If such shows don't get a lot of viewers, then show makers have to ensure to keep out the gay characters and scenes. But as long as shows that promote homosexuality keep getting a good amount of viewers, they will NEVER drop the gay parts.

I can understand why my friend wouldn't allow his son to watch Glee. Shows promoting homosexuality send the message that it's ok to be gay. That we should be "open" about gays. I have never seen shows that while promoting gay characters and lifestyle, talk about REPENTANCE from homosexuality.

Driving Angry

I always believe that the way you drive represents what kind of person you are. So if you drive like an asshole a.k.a never give signal when turning left or right, honk for no reason, tailgating, cutting lanes dangerously, park like a jackass (double parking or park where you are not suppose to park) means you are naturally an inconsiderate asshole. You see, if you are a considerate person or a well mannered person, naturally you will be well mannered on the road too.

It has been 1 month since i started working and driving here and there. Actually, i don't really drive here and there since i'm still scared to drive to places i'm not familiar with. Nevertheless, it took only 1 month and in selected locations to learn that a lot of people are asshole drivers. But i do meet some nice drivers though. Though not as often as the bloody rude ones.

Today i went to KL High Court. Whenever i need to go to court, i will leave my home around 6 45am. Why?
1. To be on time.
2. To avoid jams.
3. To get parking.

I sacrificde my TIME and SLEEP to do this. So imagine how f*cking pissed off i get when some asshole blocked my car because he/she couldn't get a parking or wanted to park some where nearby to the entrance.

For the past bloody 1 month, there have been 3-4 occasions when my car was blocked by an inconsiderate driver, today is the 4th time. Is it my fault that my car becomes a victim just because my parking area is nearby to the entrance?

For today's incident, i finished my court matter by 8 45 am. As i walked towards my car, i noticed several cars who parked blocking other cars but AT LEAST they left their number. I was praying hard no stupid car will be parked in front of my car or if there is one, at least he will leave his number so i can call him. NO SUCH BLOODY LUCK. A black myvi was blocking my car. There was no number. I asked the guard, he said he can't do anything.

In a previous incident, a stupid car blocked my car too, that was at Shah Alam Court. But because the jackass didn't pull up his hand break, the guard can push the car forward so i could drive out from the parking.

So i asked the help of a guy nearby to help me push the car. The guy tried to push but the car wouldn't move. I noticed the handbreak was not pulled up but the guy was mentioning something about the gear not being in neutral or something and that's why the car can't be pushed. FUCKING ASSHOLE INCONSIDERATE DRIVER.

So i waited 30 minutes before the bitch finally arrived. Maybe she saw the pissed off look on my face and that's why her sorry was so low and timid, you could hardly hear her. She quickly got into her car and drove off.

Then there's another asshole driver who park illegally exactly at the corner where u have to make a turn and there's another car parking illegally at the opposite so making it very difficult to turn without HITTING BOTH STUPIDD ASSHOLE CARS. Leave it to KL Court to make me curse while i drive my way out.

And what's with stupid people and speeding at a place where there are traffic lights? It's red light right in front of you but you want to overtake the car in front of you and speedily drive to the front. What, you think you are hot and cool speeding like that?

Yes i complained a lot while driving. That's because i CAN'T TOLERATE RUDE SELFISH DRIVERS. I can't tolerate any form of inconsiderateness and selfishness.

You make other people's life difficult every time you do something rude, inconsiderate and selfish.

What pisses me ultimately is when people cut lanes WITHOUT GIVING SIGNAL. And to make it even irritating, when they cut lanes, they do it quickly. Firstly, you never gave signal and secondly you want to cut in just like that? And you expect the car behind you not to hit you when you didn't even give the car any kind of warning that you wanted to cut into his lane?

Song of the Devil

Have you watched Lady Gaga's new music video titled Judas? If you haven't, go to this link : http://youtu.be/wagn8Wrmzuc.

I'm not a Christian but i would think that this song is kindda offensive to the Christian followers (the conservative ones anyway). My interpretation of this video clip is that Gaga portrays Mary Magdalene while the bikers are Jesus and his disciples which includes the famous Judas. It seems like there is a love triangle between Mary, Jesus and Judas. I assuming the biker leader is Jesus since he has the thorny crown (i forgot the name of it) on his head. Funny how i couldn't see the word "Jesus" on the back of the guy's biker jacket when i can see the rest of the bikers' names on their jackets, like Judas and Peter (and aren't they the disciples of Jesus?).

Some of Gaga's fans say we shouldn't interpret the video LITERALLY in the sense that it's a story about Jesus. How can you not interpret it literally when you basically make the lead biker look like Jesus (with his innocent look and the thorny crown), naming the rest of the bikers after the Disciples of Jesus and Gaga singing :

In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offensed,
Or wear ear condom next time

Obviously she's Mary since Mary was a prostitute. And the last part of the video showing Gaga being STONED. Basically it's like re telling the story of Jesus and his 12 disciples in a twisted manner.

Why do i named this entry as SONG OF THE DEVIL? Well many have this theory that Gaga is an Illuminati/Free Manson follower. I'm not that clear what this group is all about since some say they are devil worshipers while others claim they are a bunch of smart ass influential people who want to control the world in economics, politics and entertainment. Some say such followers are both, meaning they are devil worshipers and world control freaks. But why must you be a devil worshiper anti christ if you want to control the world?

So yes, there's this theory that Gaga's songs are meant to poison the mind of the people, to lead them astray from religion. Maybe there's some truth to this. Take a look at the CHORUS of the Judas song :

I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as

Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GaGa

I quote the chorus because when we sing, most of the time we sing the chorus repeatedly since the chorus is a repetition and easier to sing. So imagine singing that over and over and over again. It's like basically saying you love Judas, the guy who caused Jesus to be killed.

Then again, i'm a person who emphasized on INTENTION. Of course when we sing the song we have no intention to praise Judas. We sing out of liking. Example, I can say "I Love You" without meaning it, does that mean i love you? No right? It's easy to say out words but not easy to actually mean what we say.

But some believed that if you keep saying it over and over again, you can actually mean it or believed in it. That doesn't make sense to me. If i don't love you, no matter how many times i say i love you, i won't love you.

But it's NOT NICE to say "I hate you" to your parents although you claim you don't really hate them right? The same concept can be applied to this song. You know the lyrics are not that "nice" (saying I Love Judas the guy who betrayed your God), so why sing it?

Truth to be told, i kindda like this song because of the melody and the beat of it. But because i realized what the lyrics are saying, i'm hesitant to sing it. Then again, i'm not a Christian and my beliefs differ.

In this modern times, we use the term Judas to indicate that the person is a betrayer, like "Don't be a Judas".

Now you see the importance of censorship and limitation to entertainment? When there is no censorship on movies and music, this kind of thing will happen, people going around tainting religion while religious authorities just keep quiet about it.

Yes, this video clip is interesting to watch and the lyrics are interesting but it should be banned. Why taint the image of your God in such a way? I'm a Muslim and if there is a video clip about Prophet Muhammad being made in such a way, i will be damn pissed off even though he's just a prophet. Why? Because he's a good man, why taint his image in such a way? Merely for entertainment? That's BS.

The Trend of "Adik/Abang/Kakak Angkat"

Today i read in the news about a Malay celebrity who married his "adik angkat". I was like ??!!. Isn't it kindda disgusting to marry someone who you treat as an adik angkat? Sure, some will say it's not disgusting because it's allowed since you are not blood related. But you don't see the bigger picture here. This is what i personally think :

Is there any difference when you call someone a FRIEND, GF/BF and adik angkat?

A friend is basically someone you like and spend your time with because you guys have some kind of common interest.

GF/BF is someone you love and want to be intimate with.

Adik/Abang/Angkat is like making someone who is not blood related to you as a family member because you probably adore them as a sibling and don't have the urges to be intimate with him/her. If you want to be intimate with him/her you would make her/him your lover right?

When i was in HIGH SCHOOL, there is a stupid,lame and pathetic trend where the senior students will make the junior students (especially the cute pretty or handsome ones) as their adik angkat. My problem with this is that there will be FLIRTING going on. Some will even end up coupling with each other.

So really, what's the point of this adik/abang/kakak angkat concept? Does giving the title adik angkat give you a strong reason to shower gifts and be "super friendly" with your adik angkat without people immediately jumping into conclusion that you and your adik angkat have "something" going on? I can compare this to a situation where a guy is so eager to make you his gf because if you are his gf, he can touch you.

People really need to respect the essence of adik/kakak/abang angkat. If i told you i had an ayah angkat and 5 years later told you i'm gonna marry him, doesn't that sound retarded? Why should it be any different with an adik angkat?

Whorish Couple

Ah my dearest blog, sorry for abandoning you for some time. Been a little bit tired from work. It's more like mentally tired. I feel tired but i can't sleep. Maybe i need some time to get used to the working schedule.

So blogging time!

What is a Whorish Couple? Lately i've been noticing some people (couple) who like to post pictures of themselves in a SEXUAL MANNER. Seriously, why? Do you want to give the impression that you have f*cked each other before? Or groped and fondled each other? The world doesn't need to know you guys have had sex or making out non stop as if making out is a declaration of your undying love for each other.

There are DECENT couples too. This kind of couple take pics with each other in a loving non sexual manner. I mean the girl can be wearing sexy but the way she pose with her bf doesn't have any SEXUAL ELEMENT. Hugging is not sexual. Like the other day, i saw there's a picture of this guy with his gf where both of them are like topless. of course you can't see the girl's boobs but obviously she's naked or half naked. I don't know, maybe the guy think it's cool to show off he's f*cking his gf.

It's not just pictures, but you can see LIVE couples acting whorish. Like :

1. Kissing in public.
2. Hugging while using the escalator and face so close that you just want to bump their heads together.
3. The guy hugging the girl from behind.

All these are PDA a.k.a Public Display of Affection

You don't see older couples doing this kind of nonsense. Only those young naive couples who think it's SOOO COOL to have a gf/bf. Seriously, you don't couple because it's a trend or it's cool. That's so stupid.

Even when i was in my teens i don't do this kind of nonsense with my ex bfs. I don't need to show my affections to my partner in public. Why act like you want to hump each other in public when you can just hold hands?

So when i see such couples doing this kind of nonsense, i will smile gleefully when they break up. When in love you wanna show off, why not show off when break up? But judging from the so called "loving" a.k.a sexual pics, you look as if you will last forever *sarcasm*

What you do with your partner should always be kept private.

Gay Muslims

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12486003

The article above is about a Gay Imam and how Gay Muslims are getting married by 'nikah'

I'm not a saint and i do commit sins. And if my religion, Islam says something is a sin, i accept it. I won't go around saying the sinful thing is not a sin. I won't encourage people to do what i did because it is a sin. So if what i did is a sin, why do i still do it anyway? Human weakness. But I do feel guilt and shame. And the guilt and shame to God and Public is the main reason why i keep quiet about my sinful acts.

But there is ANOTHER KIND of people who do a sinful act without any shame or perhaps even try to use the name of religion to make that sinful act non sinful. A perfect example of this is where gay people insist that they should be allowed to get married. If i was gay, i would be gay privately. From religious perspective, homosexuality is wrong and sinful so i have no right to demand this and that for being gay which is clearly wrong.

Why do you want to go against the words of God? If He says something is SINFUL, it's sinful. End of story. Don't give excuses saying that heterosexuals have no right to say homosexuality is wrong because the religion clearly prohibits it. Don't say let God be the judge of it because the Quran, Bible and other religious books already shows God's hatred towards homosexuality.

Since i'm a Muslim, i will only quote verses from the Quran :

Verses 7 :80-81, 26:165-172, 27:54-58, 29:28-29 tells the story of Prophet Lut whereby during his time, homosexuality was practiced openly. He told them to ceased such practice but they refused. So God asked Lut and the followers who listened to him to leave the place and in return, God destroyed the place and the people who practices homosexuality.

So you already see the wrath of Allah towards homosexuals, so why are you still doing it again? To make it even worse, homosexuals these days demand their rights to be recognized. Are you defying God openly? It's like as if you are saying what you are doing is NOT A SIN AT ALL.

Verse 4:23 tells a man of the kind of WOMEN he can't marry. This impliedly tells you that MAN CAN ONLY MARRY A WOMAN. If God says men can marry both men and women, why didn't he include the types of MEN which men can't marry too?

According to the article above, the stupid shameless gay imam says that if gays are not allowed to get married, it will be going against the Quran because and i quote him, "Since Islamic legal precedence does not allow same sexes to wed, Muslim societies make it a legal impossibility within Islam [but] by not allowing same-sex couples to wed, there is a direct attack on the Koran's message that each person has a mate who is their 'comfort and their cloak'."

What a pathetic lame argument. Yes, God promises you a MATE but if you are a MAN, your mate is a WOMAN, vice versa. There are many verses in the Quran that says homosexuality is wrong. So why is the stupid imam being IGNORANT?

I simply don't understand why these gays want their rights to be acknowledged by giving them the right to get married. Would it kill you just to be gay in your private capacity? A thief knows that stealing is wrong, that's why he steals quietly and don't go around telling people he's a thief. Having sex out of wedlock is wrong too. Nobody goes around saying they are having sex out of wedlock openly unless he doesn't feel shameful of it.

Giving a Shot at Malay Comedy

I like comedy movies but not all are worthy to watch. I don't really watch Malay comedies because most of it are typical, try too hard and childish. But yesterday i gave a shot at the comedy Hantu Kak Limah balik ke Kampung. I have to admit, there are like 2-3 scenes that actually made me laughed. So i won't really say it's bad because it managed to make me laughed.

What made me give this movie a shot? Thanks to Facebook for introducing the character "Usop" from Hantu Kak Limah. There was a FB fanpage for him and i read some of the movie lines and it actually sounded funny and smart.

And when i watched the movie, his character attracted me the most. His character was sarcastic and he doesn't try so hard to be funny. His character was even unique : wheel chair bound (but occasionally somehow managed to run away by carrying his wheelchair instead), the constant waving of his right hand, the way he talks and his facial expression.

The prob with most Malay comedy is that there will be at least one very "pondan" like character. The character will be either gay or a man who likes to act,talk and move like a woman. Even Awie character in the movie has a little bit of these typical kind of pondan traits. I don't know, maybe majority of the Malays think this is very funny. I just find it irritating. Usop's character has this pondan kind of character too but somehow it isn't irritating because he's not using his pondanish character to make people laugh.

I'm not totally a big fan of Hollywood comedies either. Some can be really bad and freaking stupid. The worst comedy movie i can remember is "Don't Mess with the Zohan". It's utterly disgusting and what kind of idiot can come up with such bad movie script. It's filled with too many sexual dialogs.

One problem with Hollywood comedy is that they use sex as a joke. If a comedy have to rely on sex jokes through out the movie, then it's not worth watching because majority of the sex jokes will be stupid, disgusting and humiliating to either gender. That was the problem with the movie DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN. A disappointing movie by Adam Sandler because most of his comedies are actually good.

So i don't like comedies that tries too hard to be funny. A good comedy is one where they have really good lines which make you laugh or smile.

Polygamy Again and Again

So there was this poll on Facebook asking IF THE HUSBAND WANTS TO POLYGAMY AND POLYGAMY THE RIGHT WAY, WILL YOU AGREE? the 2 choice of answers are as follows :

1. Yes. At least he told me.
2. No. Over my dead body!

I answered no 2 of course! I have addressed this matter many times so i'm just gonna make this blog entry short and simple. I need to vent out my anger on this issue anyway and that's why i'm blogging on this matter again.

It bloody hell irks me when Muslim Men used the argument that "Islam allows it. Women shouldn't say it's wrong men can't polygamy". Feel like punching their faces.

Firstly, we didn't say that polygamy is wrong. We women just hate polygamy. And the hate can be justified by the fact that we don't want to share our partner. Did Islam say WE MUST SHARE OUR PARTNER? HELL NO.

Secondly, go ahead and polygamy. If the wife gets angry, you can't blamed her and use religion as your defence.

Thirdly, most men polygamy for all the WRONG REASONS. Why was polygamy allowed in the first place? Because there were many WIDOWS back then because men go to war. Nowadays men just go to prison. By the way, according to recent statistic, in Malaysia, men outnumbered women in terms of population. In other words, there are not enough women for men. You only polygamy when there is too many women but not enough men.

Fourthly, if a man says he wants to help that woman and that's why he wants to make her his 2nd/3rd/4th wife, then just help her FINANCIALLY. Why must you get married to her? Is it also important that you satisfy her lust? And hence that's why you need to get married to her? Isn't it good enough that since you want to be a bloody saint just help her financially? Or you think that what's the point of helping her financially if you don't get to screw her?

Fifthly, it's my PERSONAL OPINION that i think polygamy is like indirect cheating which is legal because it's allowed in Islam. It's INDIRECT CHEATING because why would you marry a woman if you don't love her? So you let yourself fall in love with another woman because you know you have a SAFETY NET a.k.a POLYGAMY IS ALLOWED IN ISLAM. If you say you don't love her but want to marry her because you want to help her out, then give your money to her instead. And it's LEGAL because it's allowed in Islam. If you are not a muslim, then you can be guilty of bigamy. Or you want to come up with an argument that you want to help her fulfill her sexual lust in a legal non sinful manner? One hard powerful kick in the crotch for you is on the way.


And screw you if you think i will let you screw other women while i ONLY screw you.

The Art of Seduction : 2 CATS, 1 HUMAN

I was busy watching tv when i suddenly heard a cat meowing loudly. First i thought some cats were fighting but it sounded more like a horny male cat meowing. So i went out to check and was all excited when i saw another kitty trying to woo my cat.

The male cat, black and white in colour and which i would like to call him MOO MOO. He wasn't that friendly but since he didn't run away the moment he saw me, he was still approachable so i tried my LUCK to LURE HIM so they i can snuggle him :-). So the events that took place are as follows :



HERE COMES THE SEXY BEAST TO SEDUCE MY CAT...




THE ART OF SEDUCTION BEGAN KINDDA SLOW.. MAYBE COZ I'M WATCHING AND TAKING PICS :-)...


AND NOW BEGINS THE ART OF SEDUCTION.. A LIL BIT OF ROLLING DONE BY THE MALE MOO MOO


BUT MY KITTY WASN'T IMPRESSED...


MOO MOO REALIZED THAT MY KITTY IS A TOUGH COOKIE... SO HE ROLLED TO THE RIGHT...


THEN TO THE LEFT...


HE FINALLY GOT MY KITTY'S ATTENTION...


UNFORTUNATELY HE GOT DISTRACTED BY A BIRD... So TYPICAL OF MALE TO GET DISTRACTED BY OTHER STUFF...



MOO MOO STILL DISTRACTED... SO MY KITTY TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SCRATCH HER EAR...


NO MORE FIREWORKS...


ART OF SEDUCTION FAILED. A NOTE TO MY KITTY --> NEXT TIME DON'T JUAL MAHAL!



HEHE NOW I'M DEMONSTRATING TO MY KITTY HOW TO SEDUCE A MALE CAT, THE HUMAN VERSION :-)


SCRATCH HERE AND THERE, THE SENSITIVE SPOT LIKE THE NECK... AND WHAT DO YOU GET? THE MALE CAT FALLING FOR UR FRIENDLY CHARMS :-)...


KITTY LOOKED ANNOYED AND JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESSFUL ART OF SEDUCTION.. HEHEH


KITTY --> "I CAN'T TAKE THIS HUMILIATION ANYMORE!!!"


DEJECTED LOOKING KITTY "I GIVE UP!!"


HANDSOME BOY...


A HAPPY AND SATISFIED KITTY AFTER BEING SCRATCHED IN THE NECK AND PETTED LIKE A KING


CURIOUS BOY. OR A SLAVE NOW AT MY FEET NOW :-)?


THE END... I WIN :-)

Dealing with Pregnant Women...

I think marriage and having children is one of my many fears. It's not easy to have and maintain these things. Yes, i've never been married, never been pregnant and never have any children of my own so what do i know about any of these things? Simply put it this way, must you try drugs to know that it's bad for you or the hallucination feels good but can cause brain damage? NO. Sometimes we learn from other people's experiences.

So there was this news where this pregnant woman was punched and kicked because her husband was annoyed with her pregnancy cravings. Yes, her husband shouldn't do that no matter how annoying the wife was but i couldn't help but feel that the wife was somehow 30% blamable. She was probably pestering and nagging him about her cravings and he just lost it.

There are STRONG and WEAK pregnant women. The strong ones hardly nags, whines and act like a victim 24/7. These strong ones don't let her pregnancy get into her way if she wants to do something, like work. While the weak ones will constantly nag and whine about her pregnancy and demands everyone around her to be her slaves and carter to her needs. Just because you are pregnant, it doesn't give you a license to be a bitch.

I'm pretty sure there are those who are currently pregnant but don't know what's POST NATAL DEPRESSION. I'm not pregnant but i know what it is. Every time you wanna do something, you THINK about it and you do RESEARCH about it. Like the consequences of getting pregnant. Don't simply go get yourself pregnant because your FERTILITY CLOCK tells you do so. Are you physically, financially and mentally prepared to be pregnant? As for the men, are you ready to deal with a pregnant woman?

As for some stupid men out there, you got your wife pregnant so just tolerate a few months of not able to have sex instead of complaining or having the urge to fool around with other women. And pregnant women, don't expect your men to understand and tolerate your needs that long. They say they don't mind waiting for the sex but in fact they MIND. Despite being pregnant, you need to be sensitive about your man's feelings and needs.

And that's why i'm not married because i don't think i'm ready to deal with any of this crap.