The Art of Seduction : 2 CATS, 1 HUMAN

I was busy watching tv when i suddenly heard a cat meowing loudly. First i thought some cats were fighting but it sounded more like a horny male cat meowing. So i went out to check and was all excited when i saw another kitty trying to woo my cat.

The male cat, black and white in colour and which i would like to call him MOO MOO. He wasn't that friendly but since he didn't run away the moment he saw me, he was still approachable so i tried my LUCK to LURE HIM so they i can snuggle him :-). So the events that took place are as follows :



HERE COMES THE SEXY BEAST TO SEDUCE MY CAT...




THE ART OF SEDUCTION BEGAN KINDDA SLOW.. MAYBE COZ I'M WATCHING AND TAKING PICS :-)...


AND NOW BEGINS THE ART OF SEDUCTION.. A LIL BIT OF ROLLING DONE BY THE MALE MOO MOO


BUT MY KITTY WASN'T IMPRESSED...


MOO MOO REALIZED THAT MY KITTY IS A TOUGH COOKIE... SO HE ROLLED TO THE RIGHT...


THEN TO THE LEFT...


HE FINALLY GOT MY KITTY'S ATTENTION...


UNFORTUNATELY HE GOT DISTRACTED BY A BIRD... So TYPICAL OF MALE TO GET DISTRACTED BY OTHER STUFF...



MOO MOO STILL DISTRACTED... SO MY KITTY TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SCRATCH HER EAR...


NO MORE FIREWORKS...


ART OF SEDUCTION FAILED. A NOTE TO MY KITTY --> NEXT TIME DON'T JUAL MAHAL!



HEHE NOW I'M DEMONSTRATING TO MY KITTY HOW TO SEDUCE A MALE CAT, THE HUMAN VERSION :-)


SCRATCH HERE AND THERE, THE SENSITIVE SPOT LIKE THE NECK... AND WHAT DO YOU GET? THE MALE CAT FALLING FOR UR FRIENDLY CHARMS :-)...


KITTY LOOKED ANNOYED AND JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESSFUL ART OF SEDUCTION.. HEHEH


KITTY --> "I CAN'T TAKE THIS HUMILIATION ANYMORE!!!"


DEJECTED LOOKING KITTY "I GIVE UP!!"


HANDSOME BOY...


A HAPPY AND SATISFIED KITTY AFTER BEING SCRATCHED IN THE NECK AND PETTED LIKE A KING


CURIOUS BOY. OR A SLAVE NOW AT MY FEET NOW :-)?


THE END... I WIN :-)