Electricity Prob

How to solve an electricity problem when it looks like only your condo unit is facing the problem (there was a loud sound and the electricity went off in the living room and study room but there was still electric supply to my masterbedroom and laundry room), hence the steps:

1. Look at the switch box. Coz when i was younger I always watched my parents looking at the switch box and pushing something up when there is no electricity.

2. The switches are all suppose to be up. If despite pushing one of the switches up there is still no electricity, go to Management Office.

3. Thank God Management Office was still open and this annoying incident happened during office hour time. It was 3pm on a Friday. Confirmed with management that only my unit is facing this stupid problem and whether their electrician could look at it first but when the person in charge said I need to get my electrician, I  asked for an electrician number.

4. Before calling electrician, I called my father. Coz father knows best.

5. Father says to call the electrian. Arrghh.

6. I remembered that my stepfather is an electrician as well so I called him first in case I don't need an electrician to come to my condo and I can have the problem settled ASAP. This was getting annoying and im like sweating and I have an appointment to attend to.

7. Followed my stepfather's instructions but problem still persist. Was told to get the Management Office to look into the problem before calling the electrician.

8. Called electrician but electrician told me he will call me back. Arrghhh.

9. Called my trusted and honest plumber because I think he told me once before that he is also an electrician. He started asking me and using all these electrical terminologies which obviously i don't understand. But he told me and insist that i seek the Management Office assistance first to find out the problem since I can't explain to him the problem. I only know THERE IS NO ELECTRICITY IN SOME PARTS OF CONDO UNITS.

10. So since 2 electricians asked me to see the Management Office first, i went to the Management Office AGAIN and insist that their electrician look into the problem first  before I get my own electrician. 

11. I was given the condo's electrician number and gave him a call.  He told me he will come slightly late but i pleaded for him to come soon because im going out. Luckily he said he will come in 5 mins. 

12. He checked and said that the "meter box fuis and there is three phase". Okay, that's what I heard and i know i spell it out wrong because I have no idea what he was saying. So i asked him what I should do and he told me TNB needs to replaced the meter box. Apparently I have to call TNB and explained to them the problem.

13. TNB says problem will be resolved 1-2 hours. I was skeptical but prayed they settle it ASAP coz i will ne FRIDGELESS and DESKTOPLESS. I went out for my appointment. I was soooo late.

14. Got home 4 hours later and PROBLEM SOLVED!

Method Not Right

 

http://my.news.yahoo.com/mixed-reaction-staging-play-070600042.html

I quote a paragraph from the link above :

"The musical 'Asmara Songsang' portrays the lives of three LGBT friends who like to party, take drugs and have casual sex and are subsequently asked to repent by their religious neighbours, who try to reintroduce Islam to them.

Those who repent are spared and those who do not are struck by lightning and killed."

 

Never watch the play but the description of it is enough to turned me off. I am against LBGT (lesbian, bisexual, gay & transexual) but this play is not one of the methods to overcome the homosexuality problem in Malaysia that is becoming more rampant and open in Malaysia.

Plays like this will provoke the gay rights activist even more and paint a bad picture on religion. It's so wrong to associate homosexuality with party, drugs and casual sex. Hell, a lot of straight people party, do drugs and casual sex.

And seriously strike by lightning? If you want people to take your message seriously, don't be over dramatic. There are a lot of gays and lesbians out there (muslims) yet you don't see them get strike by lightning.

When educating someone on something that is deem "wrong" or "immoral", we got to explain why it's wrong. Not put them in fear thinking that's the only way they will get to the right path.

My opinion is based on the fact that I do not support gay and lesbian marriage. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. We can't always get what we want in life. 

Back to Blogging

My last post was June 2012??? I used to be so active in blogging. Guess there are several reasons that caused my lacked of blogging :

1. LAZY.

2. I post and write a lot of stuff on Facebook. So i guess whatever i need to say i expressed it via facebook.

3. Work. I used to blog at home and in the afternoon or late at night but i can't do that any more since I'm working now.

4. Cats. Looking after my babies take up some of my "free time".

5. Drama Series. Since i got myself the high speed internet thingy, I've been actively downloading tv series that i find interesting. This also takes up my "free time".

6. Writer's Block. There were occasions where i was passionately blogging and i suffered writer's block midway or i got distracted so I didn't bother to continue my post.

Am i going to continue blogging actively after this? I might since there are many things going through my mind now.

Neutering & Spaying Your Kitties

Neutering is for males while spaying is for females. These are procedures to sterilize your cats from reproducing. Why don't you want your cats to reproduce?

1. No time to look after so many cats.
2. Not enough money to support so many cats a.k.a food, cat litter, medication etc.

I have two furbies, Boo and Brownie. I bought Boo first because Brownie because I have no intention to mate them. Then later i bought Brownie because I was afraid Boo will be lonely and bored since I can't spend my whole time with her. I got a male cat because logically, a male cat will be more friendly to a female cat. Besides, I wanted to mate them and have cute kitties!

Then Boo started to be on HEAT. It was torture for me because she was noisy. She will be noisy for a week then return to normal. However, her on heat pattern is twice a month and it will last a week each. SO THAT IS DAMN LONG TO ENDURE.

Brownie is younger than Boo for about 4 months so he still can't hump her and have no sexual urges. Good for him because MALE CATS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE LOUDER. Noise is a main concern for me because I'm staying at a condominium. I don't want any animal hater neighbour to complain about me having cats. It's UNFAIR when condos and apartments don't allow you to have pets provided you ensure their cleanliness. Animal haters shall rot in hell.

Aside from the noise, my main concern was also putting them through surgery. I worry too much sometimes. I don't want some vet's negligence to happen and cost the life of my cats.

Anyway, I finally decided to spay and neuter my cats because :
 
1. Boo's too noisy. And apparently when you don't get laid, you become stress and she looks stress and wasn't eating right. She's not much of an eater but at least she's eating her wet food now compare to when she was on heat. Meowww meowwww meoowww meoooow. high piercing meows. I was so stressed that i played some loud music to drown her meows.

2. Kittens. As much as i want to have them soooo badly, I know I can't look after so many cats in a small space. Of course I would give away some but what happens if the new owners don't take care of them well? Some people want to have cats but don't comprehend the obligations that comes with it. And putting Boo through LABOUR? That's painful! (yes, im dramatic and i spoiled my cats like crazy). 

A PICTURE OF THEM IN THE CAR BEFORE GOING TO THE VET. 

AFTER THE SURGERIES AT MY HOME. POOR BABIES SO DAZED

Anyway, I was kindda worried how they were behaving after the surgeries and after regaining consciousness. Both were afraid of me, didn't want me to touch them.


Since they can't walk properly yet (dazed), I left them in their cages for 2 hours. After I let them out, they could walk. Boo was hissing the whole night while Brownie was meowing the whole night. They were not in pain since Boo was quiet and Brownie wanted to play. 



EFFECT after the surgeries? Boo is quiet and eating better now. Brownie still the same, playful as ever. And here I thought they say that your cats are suppose to be quiet and lazy.

But i do hope they grow fat and big!

A Man in a Female Beauty Pageant

http://www.glaad.org/blog/jenna-talackova-finalist-miss-universe-canada

I quote a sentence from the article : 

 

"The organization and its owner Donald Trump also announced policy changes that will allow transgender women to compete."

I'm totally against transgender competing in Ms Universe (for women). Let me list down my sensible reasonings : 

1. if u r a country who still believe in God and His teachings, you wouldn't allow such thing because you are only encouraging people to the "dark side". So yeah, conservative God fearing country might not stone transgenders or crossgenders to death but they won't recognize same sex marriage or laws to recognize such people nor to give them legal rights as a new gender.

2. First of all, if Ms Universe or any pathetic beauty pageants know the meaning of BEAUTY, they will have a RULE that contestants will be disqualify for plastic surgery and intake of hormones. And instead of that lame "bikini" segment, they should have NO MAKEUP SEGMENT. That's how you appreciate genuine beauty. And of course the questions to test your intelligence and to ensure you are not just a pretty bimbo. Now, if there were such rules, TRANSGENDERS DEFINITELY CAN'T COMPETE. 

3. So really, what is beauty? Silicones and hormones? Bravo Bravo.

4. You have transgender beauty competition so whoever is a transgender, can compete in that. Don't have to be nosy and join the female beauty pageant. 

Lets just say im very dissapointed with Mr Trump n people who don't appreciate the real meaning of beauty.

Undoing the Natural

http://my.entertainment.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/makeup-reddit-user-posts-startling-photo-212024218.html

Sometimes, you don't even know something is "wrong" until someone pointed it out to you and give you ideas that the "wrong" is unacceptable and must be changed.

I'm talking about female looks. When I was in high school, suddenly STRAIGHT HAIR is an It Thing. Many girls started to go to the salon and have their curly/wavy hair straighten out permanently until it regrows. It seems like you are only pretty if you have straight hair and friends will encourage you to straighten your hair. My hair was wavy and at one point of time I was guilty for committing the hair straightening trend but I didn't redo it when my hair start to grow back to its wavy ways. 2 reasons for this : back then it was expensive and I couldn't really care and I kindda missed my wavy hair.

I also see my friends being obsessed with plucking their eyebrows because according to them, if your eyebrows are shaped nicely, it will enhance your looks. Unless your eyebrows are really thick or thin or both your eyebrows connected to each other, I wouldn't really notice any problem with your eyebrows. I never plucked my eyebrows because I was never unhappy about how my eyebrows look until one incident happened to me which still didn't really change my opinion about my eyebrows.

I accompanied my ex stepmom to a salon because the bitch wanted to get her eyebrows plucked. Then one of the workers there asked me whether I wanna do mine and i said no. In an attempt to change my mind and get more money, the stupid bitch said my eyebrows look like a man and if I were to shape them nicely, I will look pretty. Fuck u. But I was young then, in my late teens so instead of being super angry, I was semi angry but more hurt and suddenly become self conscious of my looks no thanks to that stupid insensitive whore. But I'm proud to say that i never once plucked my eyebrows despite friends telling me I should give it a try. The reason why i never do it :

1. i don't like people telling me how i should look.
2. i have no time for eyebrows plucking.
3. I couldn't give a shit about it.
4. Waste of money. And even if i can do it on my own, i couldn't give a shit about it.
5. I dont have issues with my eyebrows and so what if others have?

What I'm trying to point out here by giving you example of my experiences is that society tells you what is pretty and what is not. Why should society dictate for you what's the ideal beauty? Below are what society dictates as pretty (in Malaysia) :

1. Fair skin.
2. Thin/Skinny/Slim.
3. Straight hair.
4. Big eyes.
5. Eyes with double eyelids.
6. And many more.

And so you have girls obsess with skin products to make their skin as white as a corpse and girls who wear thick eye makeup to make their eyes bigger. Now they have that ridiculous contact lense to make your pupil big and black. And that fake thing to make it look like you have double eyelids when in fact you don't.

Why do girls want to feel proud with their excessive makeup covering their facial flaws or plastic surgery to enhance their beauty when they are not natural and some temporary? Not only that, forcing others to such trend and if others don't join it, they will be taunt about how ugly they will look without the fake beauty enhancers.

Kindly do not force and pressure others into your idealistic beauty. And girls, please have more confidence in your self. No point aiming for perfection because nobody is perfect. Only God is perfect.

Ethics when using smartphones or whatever technologies

News have been reporting on how gadgets a.k.a smartphones and tablets are "destroying" the family institution.

1. Spouses having affairs when the other suspicious busy body spouse sneakily check the phone and found lovey dovy messages from a third party.

2. Children absorb with texting and surfing online with their gadgets over dining with family.

But besides family, i find it extremely irritating when friends do the same too. Every second wanna text/surf online. Thank God my close friends don't do that but i have encountered some during "dates". Made me want to shove the phone down throat and out of his ass. It's a MAJOR TURN OFF during dates. What could be the cause of this ?

1. The jackass must have think im not interesting, hence chose to busy himself with his damn phone.

2. The jackass doesn't know how to communicate with a woman, hence play with his phone while one of us figure out what to talk about.

So basically a person who likes to keep himself/herself occupied with the gadget while in the presence of other fellow human beings can only mean the following :

1. His/Her online friends are more interesting.
2. Real live humans are BORING to be around with.
3. Don't know how to communicate with real live humans.
4. Naturally born to be rude and inconsiderate with the "i don't care what u think about me and my gadgets".


Going back to the breakdown of the family institution due to these gadgets, i don't understand why parents must get smartphones and tablets for their children. Every where i go, i can see children playing games on the tablets while on family outing. Why in the f*ck do u need to bring the tablet if you are on family outing? To keep your children occupied while you, the parent will be busy buying your stuff? Sometimes children just need to tolerate with the boredom. Might as well you ask your child to bring the school textbook and read it instead of playing games. It irks me to see children playing with tablets.

When tablets were not created ages ago, children back then were just fine. They don't need games to keep themselves occupied while out on a family outing. I remember never bringing my Tetris game when i go out with my family. The Tetris game was left at home.

So yeah, if parents want to accuse their children of being too absorb with their smartphones and tablets, parents can only blame themselves for getting these unnecessary gadgets. If your child is below 17, why in the hell do they need a smart phone? You are only exposing them to danger especially with no parental supervision. I know parents are "pressured" socially to get these gadgets but they need to overcome that.

As for partners who have affairs via gadgets, don't blame the gadgets. Gadgets only make it EASIER TO HAVE AFFAIRS. ages ago, men only can have affairs with hookers since they have to manually drive all the way to the brothels. Now you can even screw with ur sis/bro in law, friends, colleagues etc. You simply got to live with the fact your partner is an asshole of a player so either you leave such partner, or you caged him like a loyal animal.

The only way to solve this issue is if you learn to respect others and be considerate to others and make the effort to start a conversation and listen. Not bury yourself with the gadgets.

The 901 Demo

On 9.1.2012, there was a street demonstration at the KL Courts Jalan Duta. Unfortunately I have to attend one court case there. The street demo consists of Anwar Ibrahim's supporters (go google if you don't know what's up with him). Purpose of the demo? Because the stupid supporters think by being there the judge will find Anwar not guilty of the sodomy offence. Or maybe they want to create some "action drama" if Anwar was found guilty. Anyway, the verdict was that Anwar was NOT GUILTY of the sodomy offence.

Im not a supporter of the Opposition nor a die hard fan of the Government. I just find politics in Malaysia to be boring, bitchy and dramatic. From the bombing of some Mongolian lady to a politician who likes "jambu men".

But I seriously HATE STREET DEMONSTRATION. I didn't even support the Bersih demo. Why do i hate street demo :

1. You never achieve anything by demonstrating in public besides showing just how many supporters you have for your cause.

2. Public nuisance.

3. No matter how you say it will be peaceful, a violent act, be it a minor one, is bound to happen.

4. You will attract people who have "bad intentions" who will disguise themselves as supporters of the cause.

And i'm always RIGHT (in the above matter anyway). So what was my experience on that annoying day of 9.1.2012 at the KL Courts?

Several days before the demo took place, i was informed by my friend that the KL Courts public car park will be CLOSED to ALLOW THE STUPID DEMO TO TAKE PLACE. Why in the f*ck did the government allow this BS to take place? The govt didn't give permit for Bersih but they gave permit for this? At this point, i was pretty pissed with the govt for allowing the demo. Why am I being emo about this?

1. Where in the f*ck am i suppose to park?

2. I have to get up EXTRA EARLY to avoid jams.

To further add on to my stress, my friend told me no taxis will be going to the kl courts.

So on that day itself, i woke up around 5 30 am and left the house at 6 30am. Reached courts around 7am and it was already packed with people and the roads to the KL Court have been blocked. I had to parked nearby to the income tax building (and the parking was damn far. It was a 10- 15 mins walk to the court. And i had to park illegally because there was no parking.

While walking to the courts, I have to walk through the annoying supporters of Anwar. A guy was giving out "Anwar Masks" and it looks freakishly creepy. It's kindda funny though to see men in "kopiah" and women in their "tudung labuh" attending this crappy demo. They are obviously supporters of PAS who support anything that is against the government. Security was tight like hell. If you claim you are a lawyer but don't really dress like one, they won't let you in.

There were many people but i don't think it reached 100k. The Opposition had made statements that 100k people will show up.

On my way walking back to my car, i saw this lady who brought her son to this demo and the child was in a wheelchair. Definitely a f*cked mother who don't care about her son's safety. Why in the hell do you bring children to demonstration?

Just shortly after that, there was a small blast and i was like deaf for a few seconds on the left ear. I was damn scared because the blast was nearby and some people were running away while some idiots just stood still and give me a hard time getting pass through them. I speed walk all the way to where I parked.

My conclusion from this ordeal :

1. You must be a sore loser to waste your time attending this demonstration.

2. Those responsible for the small blast could be from :

a. Anti govt supporters - to show pro govt supporters are not happy with the verdict.

b. Pro govt supporters - to provoke the anti govt supporters.

c. Assholes who just want to cause chaos - no need explanation for their motive.

3. No matter how you say the demo will be a peaceful one, there is bound to happen a violent event because the moment you gather people at one place, you can't be sure whether all of them are genuinely supporting your cause. Some would love to use this opportunity to cause chaos.

4. You are pretty f*cked up if you bring children to such place.

5. Old people or people with medical conditions who attend such thing are plain stupid and don't value their life. Newspapers are probably gonna report how "heroic" these people are for attending the demo despite their condition. I only see utter stupidity and ignorance on their health and people who love them.

6. Unless govt or some authority is gonna do something drastic which can affect your life or if it's a matter of life or death, street demo/public demo shouldn't be allowed. Street demo coz court is going to announce their verdict is stupid.

7. Street demo = public nuisance.

The Mind of an "Evil" Child..

I came across this picture on a facebook site. The caption tat came with this picture was that some "kids" put firecrackers in this dog's mouth, hence the facial disfigurement of this dog. I felt very sorry for this dog, the fact that he/she is still alive but living with a face that is disfigured this bad. Sometimes i wonder if this was a photoshop act... I wish it was though.

And this was caused by KIDS? Im not sure, are these kids below 12 years old or above 12 years old? When people say kids, i always think it's below 10 years old.

From a legal prespective, those below 12 years old can't commit crimes a.k.a doli incapax (if i remember correctly, can't be bothered to recheck it now).

When children commit certain crimes, i always look at the WAY THEY COMMIT THE CRIME and the way they ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. This is to determine whether they are truly innocent or devil in the body of a child. A person may look like a child but the mind is evil and mature.

There was this case where these 2 boys, 12 or 13 years old killed a toddler. They HID the boy after they killed the child. If you don't know what you did is wrong, why HIDE THE BODY?

People say the difference between an adult and a child is that an adult knows what is wrong and right while a child is unable to do so.

So now if I were to ask the child this "why don't you put the firecrackers in your mouth or your friend's mouth instead of in the dogs?". What do you think he will answer?

They know the firecrackers will create an explosion that will HURT you.

So they want to know what happens when you put it in a LIVING THING.

Some humans don't appreciate the life of ANIMALS. They think they are superior than animals a.k.a you can kill animals for fun but you can't do it to a human. Disgusting.

Like today, at the cafe while having my brunch, I saw this whorish ugly bitch who kicked a cat who was just sitting under her chair. Of course the cat wanted food but the cat wasn't even meowing for food, the cat was just sitting that, letting you make the choice whether you want to feed her/him or not.

Her 5 or 6 year old daughter copy cat the whorish mother's action. And when she kicked the cat, she was smiling. I don't blame the girl because obviously it was the ugly bitch's fault for setting out a BAD EXAMPLE . Of course the girl will think it's ok to do it since her stupid mother did it any wway.

To all you animal abusers who don't respect animals, you will all burn in hell.

Men I Can't Be With...

In the spirit of new year 2012, i'm listing down the characteristic of MEN that i won't tolerate :

1. smoker.

2. clubber.

3. too much into "trend and fashion".

4. player/womanizer.

5. stingy.

6. can't make a decent conversation.

7. doesn't love cats.

8. allergic to cats (sorry, cats over man).

9. chauvinist jackass.

10. has a problem with me being fleshy/meaty/fat.

11. rude.

12. inconsiderate.

13. lazy.

14. jobless.

15. arrogant and talks about himself 24/7.

16. has a lot of girl-friends.

17. unhygienic.

18. i need to make it to no. 20...

19. not affectionate.

20. not punctual

Hello 2012, Good Bye 2011

So, how was 2011 for me? Let me summarize it :

1. Unmarried and obviously childless

2. Single

3. Working

4. Finally got myself a cat that stays with me in the condo.

5. Slightly fatter.


I'm not gonna complain about being unmarried, childless or single. The reason why I emphasized on this is because i'm in my mid 20's and this is when people will start getting married and have children. My motto when it comes to relationship? Better be single and happy rather than to be in a relationship but alone and sad. I only want to be in a relationship with Mr Right, not Mr Perfect.

2011 was the year when I finally worked. I have never worked before because I was simply lazy. So how do I find work? Challenging yet interesting. You meet all kinds of people and work is one of the ways to keep yourself busy. The only thing i hate about working is getting up early in the morning.

And I finally got myself a cat. Initially I thought having a cat in a condo will be difficult, hence the delay in getting a cat. Previously I have never kept a cat indoors 24/7. What made me got a cat? After looking after my friend's cat for a day. It wasn't as difficult as i thought it would be. Of coz it requires commitment, time and love. so i got myself a RM2,800.00 Himalayan. One of the reasons why i got myself a pedigree kitten is because they are already litter trained and an indoor cat. I have this impression that stray cats are outdoor cats. Most of the time they want to be outdoors. My previous cats will only come into the house for several hours to eat and sleep and would later leave and start roaming the neighbourhood and make me worry when they don't come back on the same day.


Argh i think im gaining some kgs... screw dieting. I knew that KFC across my condo is gonna be the death of me.

Why I Want To Be A Lawyer...

Remember those primary school days where the school will make you write down in your school report what are your AMBITIONS when you grow up? To be more precise, the top 3 things that you want to be. Mine were either doctor, lawyer or nurse. There was a time "stewardess" was in that list but God only knows why in the hell i wanted to be one. But doctor and lawyer remain the top 2 ambitions, every year it will change, either lawyer will be no.1 or doctor no.2 or vice versa.

Perhaps I wanted to be a doctor because my father is a doctor. But I don't remember him trying to brainwash me to become one. But I guess during the 90's, everyone wants to become either a doctor or a lawyer because these are the professional jobs that are often talked about.

So when i entered high school, i took up science subjects. I like Biology but sucked in Additional Maths, Physics and Chemistry. Dreams of becoming a doctor slowly slipping away.

But I love writing essays and I love History.

Then I entered matriculation, and took up science too but again, I can only do Biology. So screw it, goodbye doctor. I decided on law because based on my SPM results, I think i'm capable of doing law since it's all about essay writing and reading textbook (history = text book). Actually, at one point i wanted to join hotel and tourism because I thought it was "cool" and "fun" but my dad didn't allow it. Thank God for that because I don't think my personality fits for tourism. I hate dealing with humans.

I did my A Levels for law and went on with LLB (University of London). Again at this point, I didn't know why I wanted to be a lawyer or whether I wanted to be one. All I know I have to study and at least get a damn degree. Exams was a pain in the ass.

And since im not a local graduate, I had to do CLP. If you thought LLB was tough, CLP is the toughest crappiest examination that you have to get through. Well, you can do your Bar at UK which is easier to pass but that's $$$$.

After CLP, I continued with CHAMBERING a.k.a practical for law graduates to become lawyers. I was expecting the worst (heard so many nightmarish stories about chambering) a.k.a become a coffee-making slave, get shout at, work overtime, get files thrown at, boring workloads, etc. And to confirm this chambering of a nightmare, I once did an attachment under a Magistrate and she told me she only did her chambering for 3 months and couldn't take it.

As I'm blogging now, I'm into my last month of chambering. If everything goes well, I will be finishing on 20th January 2012 and probably be called to the bar in March or April 2012.

Do I want to be a lawyer? YES.

Why do i want to be a lawyer? BECAUSE I LOVE THE WORK (I'm doing LITIGATION by the way, so I think it's fun to apply whatever you studied during your LLB and CLP to your work).

I know I have more to learn and more things to experienced. I've been lucky so far and I think God have given me so many SIGNS that I should be a lawyer (I'm not being dramatic). The signs?

1. My work place and my condo is nearby. 5 mins drive. How lucky can you be to get a workplace nearby?

2. It so happens I get to do litigation and a little bit of criminal litigation. Initially I wanted to do just conveyancing because I wanted to stay in the office the whole day (i was afraid to drive several months back then and if you do litigation, you need to frequently go to court). But my firm didn't need any help in conveyancing so I got to do litigation. And God I am thankful that I did litigation.

3. My bosses and my colleagues are nice and helpful and I love the office environment. Small but comfy. My boss never made me stay up late nor overworked me.

4. Despite not earning much allowance, I learn a lot of things during my chambering and I love learning everything. I'm expert at folding letters now. But seriously, when you are given a lot of work and different kinds of work to do, it enhances your experiences. Just because you are a lawyer doesn't mean you shouldn't fold or draft letters. You should do everything! Except making coffee.

5. So far no judges have screamed or thrown files at me but I know once I'm a fully pledge lawyer, this crap is bound to happen to me.

You see, if God does not want me to be a lawyer, he would make me go through shitty experiences to TURNED ME OFF from becoming a lawyer.

One thing is for sure, I won't be one of those lawyers going after a high end glamorous lifestyle. Money is still important though but it's not for me to show off.

But if i had the opportunity I do want to be a veterinarian. Hmmm but come to think of it, I can't see ANIMALS IN PAIN. It freaks me out. But I can see humans in pain though but it won't freak me out, I will just feel sorry for them. I wanted to be a vet because I can surround myself with animals.

And so............................ i shall be a lawyer with a job and kitty to love.

My Himalayan Boo

Above is my new kitty pet, a 4 month old female Himalayan kitten. I have been having her since 12th November 2011. Her name is Boo :-D...

This is the first time I'm having a pedigree cat. Previously my cats are strays and I never thought I will get a pedigree cat because they are freaking expensive. Some people want a pedigree cat because they wanna show off how rich they are and i know some don't like strays because they find strays filthy. I love all kinds of cats as long as they are cats.

Not only is my cat a pedigree but she's a flat face pedigree. Himalayans are persians + siamese. I love Siamese cats like crazy (they are one of my fav breed) but I'm not into persians because of their flat face.

But the first time I saw Boo at the pet shop, i fell in love with her immediately. There were 2 other Himalayan kittens a.k.a her brothers. Apparently she's the only flat face one and i was like, flat face??

But a few weeks before I went to the pet shop, I looked after my friend's kitten for a day. I never had a cat at my condo because I thought it will be difficult to have one because I always let my cats roam in the garden. As you know, condos don't have a garden. So i thought if i brought a stray back, I will deprive him of his roaming freedom, hence another reason why I didn't bring my cat from my dad's house because she's used to staying outside.

After looking after my friend's cat for a day, it made me really want to get a cat. Preferably a kitten so I can create that human-kitty bond.

So after that incident, a friend of mind wanted to give her cat to me. Unfortunately, her cat was ran over by a car.

Another friend wanted to give me one of her kittens. On the day I was suppose to see the kittens, I was told that the mother cat brought the kittens to an unknown place. So I couldn't see the kittens.

That's when I went to the Pet Shop and saw Boo for the first time. I didn't think I would get her though. But when i went back home, I kept thinking of her. I was very keen to have a cat so that week itself i went to SPCA , thinking I would adopt a cat instead. The cats there aren't that friendly and most of them are adult cats. There are some friendly ones though. God I love the Siamese ones but they aren't friendly. But I didn't adopt any cats from SPCA.

So i went back to the pet shop and Boo and her siblings were still there. Was it meant to be? Even after the salesperson told me Boo cost a freaking RM 2800?? No way can wait til my birthday (a cat for my bday present) which is in january because by then it would be A DIFFERENT CAT.

God, the moment I hold one of the kittens I know I have to get one. In terms of appearance, I prefer Boo's brother because he wasn't flat face. But in terms of personality, Boo was the one and screw the flat face. Truth to be told, now i love to touch her nose coz it's soooo small and deep. She's not that flat anyway. Flat but not really.

So i got Boo. Boy, she's like no cat that I ever had before. Things I LOVE about Boo:

1. Litter trained.

2. Playful.

3. Always want to be around me. When Im in the study room, she will sleep in the study room. When I'm in the kitchen she will be close by to me, meowing for no reason but I suspect because she can't see what i'm doing. She always meow when im doing something on a table. Like when i'm online on the study table and i let her sleep by my side.


MY MAGICAL PRINTER PRINTS OUT CUTE KITTIES

4. Love the way she hops. Makes me go Grrrrrrrrrr....

5. She licks my neck every night and kneads my hair and neck... The kneading is painful because at times she uses her nails.

6. She adores me.

7. At times her facial expression can be soooooo funny.

8. love watching the way she eats.

9. love watching her poop.

10. The way she sleeps.

11. watching how clumsy she can be.

12. watching the way she sneeze.

13. watching the way she arch her back when she's about to run away

14. love watching the way she's about to pounce.

15. God i love everything about her!!


So the difference between a stray and a pedigree cat? Strays are not meant to be indoor cats while a pedigree is content to be just indoors (provided u never let them go out in the first place). Even when i kept a stray, i never like to let them out because when they don't come for one day, i already freaked out. I remember making my maid look for my cat around the housing area because the little rascal didn't come back for dinner. I just want my cat to be at home because it's safer for them.

And of course you can feed a stray cat any food. And their cat food is cheaper. I always believe cats don't need vaccination. I never give my previous cats vaccination, deworming or bring them to the vet but yet they still end up being healthy and no sickness. I won't dare take the risk with a pedigree cat, especially a persian since the flat face thingy is actually a deformity which humans find it "cute". I said it's a deformity because it causes breathing probs for the cat and excessive tears. Hence the tear stained face.

But be it strays or pedigree, my fav cat will always be a cat who is VERY AFFECTIONATE.



EMO KITTY

Why So Angry?

The gazillion reasons as to why i curse when i drive :

1. The idiot didn't give signal when cutting into my lane.

2. The idiot was driving waaayyyyy tooo slow when the traffic light is green.

3. The idiot parked illegally, blocking my way, or making it difficult for me to drive out.

4. The idiot motorist who suddenly go right in front of you without giving signal.

5. The idiot motorist who is riding his motorcycle right in the middle of your lane and going sloooowwww.

6. The idiot who drive crazy fast then cut into your lane without giving signal. Just coz you drive an expensive car, it doesn't give you the license to drive like an asshole.

7. the idiot who HONKED at me despite the fact i gave signal that i want to do a U TURN which is a LEGAL U TURN.

8. A dead cat or dog by the road side.

9. Idiots who parked illegally when there are STILL EMPTY CAR PARKS AVAILABLE.

10. Idiots who blocked my car with their car and didn't leave their number.

Simply a Rude B*stard

I have heard many advises from people saying that if you are unhappy with your partner about something, don't shout or scold your partner but instead tell him or her in a NICE WAY that whatever he or she is doing is not to your liking.

Don't fight fire with fire. Out of curiousity, i watched the Namawee's video where he was THRASHING UTUSAN. Let me summarized the whole issue for you : basically he's pissed off that some journalist who didn't want to watch his stupid movie a.k.a Nasi Lemak 2.0. Is that just the reason why he got so pissed off? I don't think so since you can tell from his reaction in the video.

Why was he so pissed off at the journalist?
1. The journalist reminded readers of his PAST MISTAKE(S). His INFAMOUS NEGARAKUKU music video, It's one thing to humiliate a particular race, but it's another thing when you insult a particular RELIGION. Even i can't forget his insults in the video.

2. The journalist attacked his sincerity and genuineness in promoting racial unity. Even i don't believe his sincerity. From Negarakuku to all this 1Malaysia promotional videos/songs? Isn't he trying too hard to please everyone after being such a racist bastard? He should just shut up and disappear into thin air instead of doing all these 1Malaysia thing.

3. The journalist questioned why no severe actions were taken against him after the Negarakuku fiasco. It's like as if saying sorry was sufficient enough. Maybe after what Namawee did, he should just lay low instead of going around making more videos bitching and insulting more things like TNB and Malaysia football quality.


I googled up for this journalist's article because i wanted to see how bad did she criticized Namawee's movie since from the way he reacted, it's like as if she humiliated him soooo bad.But her article wasn't even OFFENSIVE as compared to his video. In her article, the journalist clearly stated that she has nothing against his movie but it's him she has a problem with. I know what she feels and i feel the same way too.


Why would people want to boycott Nasi Lemak 2.0?

Simply because they don't like Namawee and couldn't forgive him for his so called past "mistake" and encourage people not to watch his movie because it will make him richer and famous.


Why I wouldn't watch his movie?1.

1. I hate him.

2. I despise him.

3. Why should i watch a movie being made by him and give him profits? It's like going to a restaurant owned by an ex which u hate and making him richer by dining at his place.

4. I seriously hate him.

5. And like what the journalist of the article said, even if you give me FREE TICKETS, i wouldn't want to watch it. That shows how much i hate him.


Of course, some Namawee defenders will say :

1. Please forgive and forget. Don't keep grudges.

2. He's a talented entertainer. Really? If you say talented at being vulgar and rude i will sooooooo agree on that. AND OBVIOUSLY the journalist wasn't giving a review on his movie (as what the idiot claims).

She didn't even criticize his movie. She merely gave her OWN OPINION on what she really thinks about NAMAWEE.

I'm being very critical about Namawee because :

1. he overreacted. it's like as if i commented "i hate you" and you replied "go die bitch".

2. Why bitched about Utusan too? Why not just attacked the journalist? Or is this his "golden opportunity" to attack Utusan for some personal hatred?

3. The way he talks is like as if he's some kind of a hot shot gangster wannabe. *puke*

4. Attacked the journalist credibility. hello, at least she sounds more civilised and well mannered than this rude jackass.

I'll let you be the JUDGE as to whether the journalist deserve such humiliation from this rude donkey ass :

The video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtCu1Cm7caM

The article :

http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/info.asp?y=2011&dt=0921&pub=Utusan_Malaysia&sec=Rencana&pg=re_05.htm

The Nagging Bitch

Women don't like to nag, however men cause women to nag by being selfish and inconsiderate. Who wouldn't make it a big fuss when you tell that person a few times not to do something but yet the person does it? It's f*cking irritating.

One of the MANY REASONS why i can't see myself married is that some men CAN'T PEE PROPERLY. Their penis is created like a hose, so why in the bloody hell can't they shoot into the toilet bowl without dripping ALL OVER THE BLOODY TOILET SEAT? One of the explanation from my fellow male friends is that it's UNAVOIDABLE because after peeing the urine will drip, hence the urine stains around the toilet seat.

That's utter BULLSH*T.
1. don't u wash after peeing?
2. don't u look where u shoot?
3. and if u see there's pee stain, aren't u civilised enough to clean it?

As a woman, if i have a husband who does this? I'll be nagging the whole time especially if he keeps on doing it after i told him off so many times. Why in the f*cking hell do i have to clean up after him? Do i look like a freaking maid? A toilet cleaner?

If i live under the same roof with him, do i always have to look around the toilet seat to make sure there is no urine stains?

Do i have to pull him by the ear, and bring him to the toilet and show him the mess he made?

Or i have to clean up after him just because i'm his freaking wife and it's SUPPOSEDLY A SMALL MATTER?

And i refuse to accept that peeing all over the toilet seat is a MAN'S NATURALLY THING TO DO.

The Racist Offensive Nivea Ad

Read this article first : http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/nivea-pulls-offensive-ad-185220424.html




My first impression when i read the article and look at the ad, it does look and sound racist. "Re-civilize" yourself. From the ad it would look like having afro hair and thick beard isn't idealistic.

But after a few mins of thinking, you can look at this whole pic from another point of view. Had the model been a WHITE MALE about to those A WHITE MAN'S HEAD with long messy hair and thick beard, would it look racist? Probably it will look ANTI HIPPIES.

Logically speaking, if a white man were to look messy, he would have long messy hair with thick/long beard. Now if a black man were to look messy, obviously he would have a messy afro hair with thick/long beard. You can't expect a black man to have messy long straight hair right?

Ideally, the image of a well groomed man is a man with SHORT HAIR and CLEAN SHAVEN. I know some Africans are proud of their afro hair because it's unique. But just because someone ask you to wear a wig over your afro hair or to cut it short, it doesn't have to be a racist thing.

People always tell me to straighten my hair because having a straight hair doesn't make you look messy as to having curly hair. Well screw them. I'm not gonna waste my money straightening my hair because i love my natural curly hair but yeah i do admit those with straight hair don't look messy. Then again, curly hair is sexy :-D.

Let's face it, society already set the standard of what is "well groomed" or "hot". And for a man, having long hair doesn't mean he's well groomed.Only minority of men can pull off long hair and still look hot. But long hair is never "office-material". The term metrosexual man doesn't apply to mean with long hair.

Basically, black men can't have long hair. They can only have a big hair if they never cut it.

So i would think Nivea has a good defence in making the ad instead of just issuing apology and saying they are wrong. Re-civilized means looking "non messy". And if a black man would look messy, he would have a messy afro and beard. And if a white man were to look messy, he would have long messy hair and beard. I can't really see clearly what products Nivea is promoting in the ad but as far as i know, when you say Nivea, i would think deodorant and facial cleanser. In other words, re-civilised means with Nivea products, you groom yourself to look more presentable.

A piece of advise to the US, maybe they should quit using black models since every time a black model is being used, there will be a racism issue. Like a black model being made fairer. Duh, it's photoshop. Im sure white models are being made to look whiter. Or slim people being made to look slimmer. Photoshop means going overboard with everything with the objective to make things look fake and perfect.

Sometimes the minority can be wayyyyyyy to sensitive and want to make an issue out of everything. If minorities are involved, they will start using the "racist attack". I'm not just talking about the blacks in the US but also the minority in Malaysia. I remembered once there was an issue with a local aid where a character representing the Indian community is being coloured "too dark". Or the chinese character being drawn with "small eyes" a.k.a "mata sepet".

Why is this racism? Aren't majority of Indians dark brown and majority of chinese have small eyes? Why do you have this idea that being dark brown or having small eyes is insulting? Honestly, i never think that being dark brown and having small eyes is a bad thing until the people themselves express their dissatisfaction of having dark skin or small eyes. Dark people want to bleach their skin to make themselves look fairer while those with small eyes want to wear heavy eye makeup or go for operation to make their eyes bigger.


Who's hating who now? Others hate you? Or you hate yourself for having a particular trait that only your race have?

Issues of The Week (15-18.8.2011)

To sum my whole "exciting" life for this week :

1. COOKIES

Raya cookies are getting more and more freaking expansive. I recently bought this raya cookies for RM 35 for 50 pieces and addicted to it like CRAZY... I've been eating it NON STOP... It's called Snow something.. but it's not your typical raya biscuits.



2. PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S RELIGION

Open this link : http://my.news.yahoo.com/blogs/singaporescene/man-complains-muslim-prayers-mcdonald-outlet-092253428.html

People with SHALLOW KNOWLEDGE about ISLAM like to make statements saying the Azan is LOUD, ANNOYING, IRRITATING ETC. do you actually know what's the purpose of Azan? It's to remind the Muslims that it's time for their prayers. Is that something bad? Annoying and noisy? hello, we face a lot of noisy things in out life but yet we can tolerate it? Disco music playing for hours you can tolerate? But Azan which is being played for less than 5 mins is irritating?

Which part of Azan is irritating? Are you irritated by its nobleness? Or do get simply irritated with everything that relates to a Muslim and Islam because you simply hate the religion? Face it. You live in Malaysia.

3. MEN

No comment except that they are irritating, inconsiderate, selfish and sweet talkers. God only knows why i'm not even close to becoming a BISEXUAL.

4. A PARTNER AS AN INVESTMENT

Being in a relationship means you have to GIVE AND TAKE. You can't just givveeeee or just receeeeeiiiive... It will be unfair and selfish. So why be in a relationship? Because you know your partner can give you something back in return a.k.a a relationship is an investment. if you can't get anything out of the relationship, what's the point of being in one? Unless you looooove having and keeping BAD INVESTMENTS to show off your STUPIDITY.


So when i hear stories of how partners seem to "suffer" in a marriage, i don't really feel sorry for them especially if they are part of the cause of the problem.

So men spend a lot of money the moment they decide to get married right? The common problem faced by married men is that they are being DEPRIVED OF SEX. So let's see, the husband pays 70% or 80% of the bills but being deprived of sex from the wife. Perhaps the husband feels gratitude because the wife bore him children. Then again, if in the end he has to pay the MAID to clean, cook and look after the children and yet the wife can't entertain him, what is he getting? The wife is of course getting what she wants. Married and having the bills paid.

5. WORK

Argh..... dear boss, i can't do last minute work!

Impressing the Female Mate...

“Some birds seek to attract a mate by showing off their architectural skills. Constructing nests before the female arrives is a way for males to claim territory and show the suitable nesting areas they can defend. They may also decorate the nest with pebbles, moss, flowers or even litter to make it more eye-catching.”

Why are some MEN SINGLE? One of the possible reasons is because they DON'T KNOW HOW TO COURT THE OPPOSITE SEX.


I've seen cats and dogs mate before. There's no art of courtship with them. They just WANT TO HUMP THE FEMALE and if they can't get the female, they will hump the male (not much difference with the human male anyway).

But with some other animals, there is "The Art of Courtship", like the example i have given above. Some show off how beautiful their feathers are, some dance to impress while there are those who serenade to the female counterparts. In the end, the purposes for all these is to ATTRACT THE FEMALE and for the female to choose them to as a mate.

With HUMAN MALE, i expect them to show some kind of art of courtship too since they are SUPPOSE TO BE INTELLIGENT BEINGS (or am i wrong?).

So what can a human male possibly do to attract the opposite sex?

1. being good looking with hot body OR

2. Rich.. show off how big their car or house is.

so if a man have none of the above, there is only ONE SOLUTION..

Be a gentleman, charming, romantic, caring, bring her out and be able to converse well in all topics (unless you female mate is a pretty dumb bimbo then u won't need to be intelligent). Basically, you must do the "old fashion dating game" because if you don't have a hot physique or money, don't expect a woman to come to you (SO WHO SAYS WOMEN HAVE TO LOOK PRETTY AND SLIM TO GET MEN? EVEN MEN MUST MAINTAIN THEIR LOOKS).

Knowing men, because they are profoundly lazy and couldn't be bothered to make any effort, they like to skip the "dating game" and jump into sex.

Talking about sex 24/7 is not impressive to a girl, asshole.


HONEY, LOOK HOW RED AND SEXY MY NECK IS!!


IF YOU LIKE TO SKIP DATING GAME AND JUMP RIGHT INTO SEX, YOUR SEX LIFE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE AS BORING AS THIS LION COUPLE. LOOK AT THE LIONESS. INTERESTED? I DON'T THINK SO.

The art of Conversion

I'm talking about converting from one religion to another.

I believe the most genuine of conversion is when you convert because you receive "light"/"hidayah" from God or when you use your logic and reason to convert, in the sense that you analyse the teachings of the religion and it made you think you should dedicate yourself to that religion.

The EASIEST method to convert someone is when you prey on those who are WEAK. People's faith are easily shaken when they are at the most vulnerable situation. What do i mean by VULNERABLE SITUATION?

1. In desperate need of money.

2. Undergoing depression.

3. Have no beliefs.

Basically it's when you are FACING PROBLEMS IN LIFE.

I had a friend who converted to another religion. She and some of her siblings converted so this got me interested and i asked the reason of the conversion. And i notice a pattern.

She converted at a time when she was vulnerable. She was undergoing depression and somehow at that time, a friend of hers introduce this abc religion (i shall not name the religion). So she was being preached. It seems like this religion shows a lot of kindness (not that i'm disputing that) and gives her motivating support to continue life despite the depression. And i asked her, what's wrong with your previous religion. She simply told me her God was never there for her at the time when she needed Him the most unlike this religion which she just converted into.

What i believe is that in her previous religion, she has no friends to get her to get over the depression. But in abc religion, the followers are "more people loving". So it's nothing to do with God but to do with the followers. In abc religion, the followers listen to her problems, guide her, give her motivational support etc..

You see, praying to God alone is not enough for you to get over your depression. You need "human support" to comfort and guide you. And it's this human support that helped to relief your pain. Don't we humans like to talk about our problems and have another human listen to us and give solutions and tell us everything will be ok?

So when you have God + human support, we think it's the working of God that your depression is gone. But humans being humans, you simply need the support of another human being.

Sure you want to help the poor, but if you don't have the intention to convert them, then you shouldn't preach about your religion to them WHILE HELPING THEM.

The truth is, when most people provide help, they expect something in return.