Saturday, August 13, 2011

Impressing the Female Mate...

“Some birds seek to attract a mate by showing off their architectural skills. Constructing nests before the female arrives is a way for males to claim territory and show the suitable nesting areas they can defend. They may also decorate the nest with pebbles, moss, flowers or even litter to make it more eye-catching.”

Why are some MEN SINGLE? One of the possible reasons is because they DON'T KNOW HOW TO COURT THE OPPOSITE SEX.


I've seen cats and dogs mate before. There's no art of courtship with them. They just WANT TO HUMP THE FEMALE and if they can't get the female, they will hump the male (not much difference with the human male anyway).

But with some other animals, there is "The Art of Courtship", like the example i have given above. Some show off how beautiful their feathers are, some dance to impress while there are those who serenade to the female counterparts. In the end, the purposes for all these is to ATTRACT THE FEMALE and for the female to choose them to as a mate.

With HUMAN MALE, i expect them to show some kind of art of courtship too since they are SUPPOSE TO BE INTELLIGENT BEINGS (or am i wrong?).

So what can a human male possibly do to attract the opposite sex?

1. being good looking with hot body OR

2. Rich.. show off how big their car or house is.

so if a man have none of the above, there is only ONE SOLUTION..

Be a gentleman, charming, romantic, caring, bring her out and be able to converse well in all topics (unless you female mate is a pretty dumb bimbo then u won't need to be intelligent). Basically, you must do the "old fashion dating game" because if you don't have a hot physique or money, don't expect a woman to come to you (SO WHO SAYS WOMEN HAVE TO LOOK PRETTY AND SLIM TO GET MEN? EVEN MEN MUST MAINTAIN THEIR LOOKS).

Knowing men, because they are profoundly lazy and couldn't be bothered to make any effort, they like to skip the "dating game" and jump into sex.

Talking about sex 24/7 is not impressive to a girl, asshole.


HONEY, LOOK HOW RED AND SEXY MY NECK IS!!


IF YOU LIKE TO SKIP DATING GAME AND JUMP RIGHT INTO SEX, YOUR SEX LIFE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE AS BORING AS THIS LION COUPLE. LOOK AT THE LIONESS. INTERESTED? I DON'T THINK SO.

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