If you are a conservative religious thinker, i suggest you don't read this blog entry of mine because you will attack me like a vulture and start accusing me of backstabbing my religion or attacked me by saying i don't have sufficient religious knowledge and thus i should keep my mouth shut.
Sure i don't act like or practice religious stuff as what i'm suppose to but i have faith in my religion and i believe in my religion. So when people attack my religion, i do get upset. Or when i think someone misinterpret the religion, i will say a thing or two. My argument is based on LOGIC and rational thinking. Religion is not all about miracles and supernatural stuff.
Like in any religion, Islam has been divided into sects. According to the Quran, people shouldn't be doing this. Islam is divided into sects because of HUMAN doings. You have shiah and suni and then u have the different "mazhabs". For shiah and suni, one of them is more conservative than the other. They still believe in one God but deviate in certain parts. The problem with religions is that it is PRONE to human intervention and alteration.
Then you have the Quran and the hadith. The Quran is the final and complete book. It is the words and commandments on God. Nobody can alter it. That's how powerful the Quran is. Hadith on the other hand means "a traditional account of things said or done by Muhammad or his companions". Basically they are things said by those who are close to the Prophet, describing Prophet's way of living, the good and exemplary things to be followed because Prophet Muhammad did it during his life time.
Every Muslims should and will believe in the Quran. But there are some Muslims who don't follow the hadith because some hadith are not genuine. Not only they are not genuine but some sounds illogical and contradictory. Some are even contradicting with the Quran. Of course if it contradicts the Quran, the Quran will override it.
Anyway, what i wanted to point out here is that some religious people who give lectures on religion don't use their brain to think when they talk.
Today, while in the car on the way back, the radio was playing some kind of religious lecture. I didn't like the lecture at all because i find his arguments are not strong. He was talking about how a wife should respect the husband, the fact that it's easier for them to enter HELL or HEAVEN compare to men. Then he talked about pregnant women and something about JINN. He was saying about how a woman can be sweet for one second to her husband, and then become very rude the next second. He says it's because she's being possessed by Jinn... yeah, blamed it on the Jinn instead of the the unbalanced hormones that causes emotional distress in women.
I know wife should respect the husband and it takes a lot of effort to respect a husband who doesn't respect you but you still have to respect and take all of his shit for the sake of following what your religion tells and for the sake of being rewarded entrance to heaven after so much patience and tolerance. That i can accept.
But what i can't accept is that he says that we yawn because there's JINN inside us. What kind of bullshit is that? He goes on to say that that's why Prophet Muhammad NEVER YAWNS and that a fly never land on him. Oh, i guess they already have a 24/7 surveillance camera at that time and thus that's why they know he never yawn a single time through out his entire life.
Sure, when i google up articles on yawning, there's no clear answer why we yawn. It's the human body mechanism, "Scientists do not purport to know all of the biological mechanisms of the yawn, but tend to agree that a yawn is an involuntary respiratory reflex, which regulates the carbon dioxide and oxygen levels in the blood"..
However, have you forgotten that animals yawn too? Are they possessed my jinn then? Babies yawn a lot, so these innocent beings are possessed by jinns too?
So see my logical explanation? I wonder where did that guy get the so called info that the prophet never yawn and if you yawn means there's jinn inside you. Hadith? I'm pretty sure the Quran never mention this. It's things like this that undermines the genuineness of hadith.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Is it always about INTENTION?
This is an issue on RELIGION...
I know this person who is a Muslim. Actually she claims she's an atheist, a.k.a "a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings" (courtesy of dictionary.com).But i don't believe she's an atheist. She gives a lot of examples from bible in her conversations and she wears a "cross" as a necklace. If you were an atheist, your examples shouldn't just revolved around Christianity but it should involve other religions. Atheist shouldn't practice any favoritism towards any religion. You know, had she not talk about a SPECIFIC religion, i would have believed she's an atheist despite she's wearing a cross as necklace. Why? Perhaps the wearing of the cross is just a fashion statement. Nothing to do with religion. They just wear it because it looks nice and fashionable.
So it made me think, if your intention of wearing a cross is just for fashion purposes and you don't believe in that religion, will it amount to backstabbing your own religion?
Besides the issue of wearing a cross as necklace, religious authorities in Malaysia recently decide to ban MU's football jersey because it has the pic of the DEVIL.. (HA, serves you right you MU loser fans.. I'm a CHELSEA FAN ;-p).. But i'm not gonna be bias just because i'm a Chelsea lover... I think the decision to ban the jersey is kindda irrational.
I quote a phrase from an article which i read : "This is very dangerous. As a Muslim, we should not worship the symbols of other religions or the devils," said Nooh Gadot, a top Islamic leader from southern Johor state.
So we shouldn't worship symbols of other religions and devils right? The keyword here is WORSHIP. If you don't have the INTENTION to worship, how can it be worshiping? I could be wearing a picture of a devil for a shirt but that doesn't mean i worship the devil. It could mean that i just love how the devil looks or whatever it is. If i buy a doll that looks like a devil because i think it looks cute, is that considered worship? Definitely NOT.
This goes back to the issue where people say as a Muslims you shouldn't keep dolls or dolls that look like humans because then you wouldn't have the blessings of the angels, as in the angels won't enter your house. Besides that, keeping dolls is like worshiping idols.
I like to collect dolls, especially cats. I have a lot of cat figurines. I just admire the beauty and cuteness of cats but never once in my life did i have the intention to pray to cats or idolized cats by worshiping them. So keeping dolls can't be considered as SINFUL or two timing your God if you DON'T use them as tools of worshiping.
This also makes me want to bring up an old issue in Malaysia where there was a ban of Yoga because it has Hindu elements. I never do Yoga or bother to practice it so i don't really understand the essence of it. I only know it's suppose to keep you healthy and peaceful. Even though Yoga may contain elements of Hinduism but if it doesn't praise the Hindu Gods, what's the problem with it? Besides, when i see people do Yoga on tv, they seem to be focused just on the body movements, there's no recital of religious phrases.
Logically, there's no harm in doing or wearing something which you are not worshiping since you don't have the INTENTION to worship. But i think from a practical point of view, perhaps public will think it's inappropriate due to their conservativeness.
Before you can be guilty of MURDER, you must have the MENS REUS (intention to kill) and the ACTUS REUS (the act of killing). If you just committed an act of killing but you didn't have the intention to kill someone, you will only be guilty of MANSLAUGHTER. If i remembered my law correctly, murder is when you have intention to kill and manslaughter is when you don't have the intention to kill. See what big difference it is when you have and don't have the INTENTION? Murder have result in you facing a death sentence while manslaughter probably will lend you many years in imprisonment.
So, to be accused of worshiping something is a SERIOUS ALLEGATION. It may seem like you committed an act of worship like wearing a cross necklace, doing yoga, wearing jerseys with controversial symbols, keeping many dolls at home but it doesn't mean you have the intention or worshiping. So without intention, can you still be accused of worshiping?
Reality wise, people these days do things without thinking, thus making satanic symbol gestures without even knowing the meaning of the gestures because they think it's cool. In this era, something that symbolizes religion have been made into something of a fashion or a cool trend. It's nothing religious at all. It's funny how some people USED to think that only a Muslim can say ASSALAMUALAIKUM. But if you know what it means, it's just a friendly greeting in Arabic which can be used by any person from other religions. It's the same thing with "Allah". It refers to God in Arabic. Of course any person can use it. But of course it will give rise to suspicion when all of a sudden, you decide to use when you never use it before. But if your intention in using the word is GENUINE, then i don't see the harm. But if you have ill intention, then you shouldn't be allowed to use it.
I know this person who is a Muslim. Actually she claims she's an atheist, a.k.a "a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings" (courtesy of dictionary.com).But i don't believe she's an atheist. She gives a lot of examples from bible in her conversations and she wears a "cross" as a necklace. If you were an atheist, your examples shouldn't just revolved around Christianity but it should involve other religions. Atheist shouldn't practice any favoritism towards any religion. You know, had she not talk about a SPECIFIC religion, i would have believed she's an atheist despite she's wearing a cross as necklace. Why? Perhaps the wearing of the cross is just a fashion statement. Nothing to do with religion. They just wear it because it looks nice and fashionable.
So it made me think, if your intention of wearing a cross is just for fashion purposes and you don't believe in that religion, will it amount to backstabbing your own religion?
Besides the issue of wearing a cross as necklace, religious authorities in Malaysia recently decide to ban MU's football jersey because it has the pic of the DEVIL.. (HA, serves you right you MU loser fans.. I'm a CHELSEA FAN ;-p).. But i'm not gonna be bias just because i'm a Chelsea lover... I think the decision to ban the jersey is kindda irrational.
I quote a phrase from an article which i read : "This is very dangerous. As a Muslim, we should not worship the symbols of other religions or the devils," said Nooh Gadot, a top Islamic leader from southern Johor state.
So we shouldn't worship symbols of other religions and devils right? The keyword here is WORSHIP. If you don't have the INTENTION to worship, how can it be worshiping? I could be wearing a picture of a devil for a shirt but that doesn't mean i worship the devil. It could mean that i just love how the devil looks or whatever it is. If i buy a doll that looks like a devil because i think it looks cute, is that considered worship? Definitely NOT.
This goes back to the issue where people say as a Muslims you shouldn't keep dolls or dolls that look like humans because then you wouldn't have the blessings of the angels, as in the angels won't enter your house. Besides that, keeping dolls is like worshiping idols.
I like to collect dolls, especially cats. I have a lot of cat figurines. I just admire the beauty and cuteness of cats but never once in my life did i have the intention to pray to cats or idolized cats by worshiping them. So keeping dolls can't be considered as SINFUL or two timing your God if you DON'T use them as tools of worshiping.
This also makes me want to bring up an old issue in Malaysia where there was a ban of Yoga because it has Hindu elements. I never do Yoga or bother to practice it so i don't really understand the essence of it. I only know it's suppose to keep you healthy and peaceful. Even though Yoga may contain elements of Hinduism but if it doesn't praise the Hindu Gods, what's the problem with it? Besides, when i see people do Yoga on tv, they seem to be focused just on the body movements, there's no recital of religious phrases.
Logically, there's no harm in doing or wearing something which you are not worshiping since you don't have the INTENTION to worship. But i think from a practical point of view, perhaps public will think it's inappropriate due to their conservativeness.
Before you can be guilty of MURDER, you must have the MENS REUS (intention to kill) and the ACTUS REUS (the act of killing). If you just committed an act of killing but you didn't have the intention to kill someone, you will only be guilty of MANSLAUGHTER. If i remembered my law correctly, murder is when you have intention to kill and manslaughter is when you don't have the intention to kill. See what big difference it is when you have and don't have the INTENTION? Murder have result in you facing a death sentence while manslaughter probably will lend you many years in imprisonment.
So, to be accused of worshiping something is a SERIOUS ALLEGATION. It may seem like you committed an act of worship like wearing a cross necklace, doing yoga, wearing jerseys with controversial symbols, keeping many dolls at home but it doesn't mean you have the intention or worshiping. So without intention, can you still be accused of worshiping?
Reality wise, people these days do things without thinking, thus making satanic symbol gestures without even knowing the meaning of the gestures because they think it's cool. In this era, something that symbolizes religion have been made into something of a fashion or a cool trend. It's nothing religious at all. It's funny how some people USED to think that only a Muslim can say ASSALAMUALAIKUM. But if you know what it means, it's just a friendly greeting in Arabic which can be used by any person from other religions. It's the same thing with "Allah". It refers to God in Arabic. Of course any person can use it. But of course it will give rise to suspicion when all of a sudden, you decide to use when you never use it before. But if your intention in using the word is GENUINE, then i don't see the harm. But if you have ill intention, then you shouldn't be allowed to use it.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
The Theory of Cheating
1. Have you every heard of the 90% - 10% theory about relationships? If you are in a stable committed relationship, you will only get 90% from the relationship. The 10% explains the affairs and cheatings because you insist on wanting that 10%. I came across this theory several times when i watch movies. It makes sense. So in the end, are you willing to give up the 90% for that 10%? It's simply the natural law of life, you can't get everything so you must be content with what you have, don't be greedy.
2. I was watching an episode from House yesterday. Besides the main medical issues, you have the issues faced by the staff of the hospital. So this episode involved the doctor named Taub, a short balding married man. He started flirting with a pretty attractive staff there. When another person told him that the girl he's flirting with has the hots for him, he became even more excited. So the idea of "OPEN MARRIAGE" started to influenced him. He haven't had anything physical with the girl yet. He seems to believe that it's better to be HONEST than LYING. He suggested this idea to his WIFE. So like any other SANE wife, he couldn't accept it and was shocked. Later in order to keep the marriage, the wife gave the husband the green light to sleep with another woman under certain conditions. Taub was very happy to the extend he was glowing (ungrateful bastard). So on the night he's suppose to meet his flirt, the wife went to see him and said she couldn't go thru with it. The idea of her husband sleeping with another woman hurts her and she loves him so much. Feeling guilty, Taub said he loves her and wouldn't sleep or date that other woman. But in the end he did it anyway, behind his wife's back. Hey, what you don't know won't hurt you right?
3. That's why a partner don't tell his/her partner he/she is cheating. And if they want to look after their reputation, they won't tell their friends either. Thus you will find out about the affair when time permits it a.k.a when he/she gets clumsy in covering her/his affairs.
4. Marriage is boring. That's a fact which we will have to accept. If you can get bored doing the same thing everyday, eating the same thing everyday, going to the same place everyday, why should it apply differently to a partner? It's good if you can do many different things with ur partner to lessen the boredom but most couples don't do that i guess. The moment you take ur partner for granted, that's when the boredom will set it. I think people accept the fact that relationships, especially the long ones, can be boring, thus they needed that 10% as stated earlier. Maybe that 10% can be once or twice a month. It's something to look forward to in your boring daily secured life.
5. Why is your relationship boring?
a. The frequent arguments.
b. The irritating attitude or habit of your partner.
c. The same routine everyday.
d. Nothing to talk about.
e. etc etc.
6. Because of these tiny irritating issues in your relationship, you have an affair so that you can just forget about these tiny issues temporarily. Duh, you were never going to be serious with that other person, it's just for fun. A fun in your boring daily hypocritical life.
2. I was watching an episode from House yesterday. Besides the main medical issues, you have the issues faced by the staff of the hospital. So this episode involved the doctor named Taub, a short balding married man. He started flirting with a pretty attractive staff there. When another person told him that the girl he's flirting with has the hots for him, he became even more excited. So the idea of "OPEN MARRIAGE" started to influenced him. He haven't had anything physical with the girl yet. He seems to believe that it's better to be HONEST than LYING. He suggested this idea to his WIFE. So like any other SANE wife, he couldn't accept it and was shocked. Later in order to keep the marriage, the wife gave the husband the green light to sleep with another woman under certain conditions. Taub was very happy to the extend he was glowing (ungrateful bastard). So on the night he's suppose to meet his flirt, the wife went to see him and said she couldn't go thru with it. The idea of her husband sleeping with another woman hurts her and she loves him so much. Feeling guilty, Taub said he loves her and wouldn't sleep or date that other woman. But in the end he did it anyway, behind his wife's back. Hey, what you don't know won't hurt you right?
3. That's why a partner don't tell his/her partner he/she is cheating. And if they want to look after their reputation, they won't tell their friends either. Thus you will find out about the affair when time permits it a.k.a when he/she gets clumsy in covering her/his affairs.
4. Marriage is boring. That's a fact which we will have to accept. If you can get bored doing the same thing everyday, eating the same thing everyday, going to the same place everyday, why should it apply differently to a partner? It's good if you can do many different things with ur partner to lessen the boredom but most couples don't do that i guess. The moment you take ur partner for granted, that's when the boredom will set it. I think people accept the fact that relationships, especially the long ones, can be boring, thus they needed that 10% as stated earlier. Maybe that 10% can be once or twice a month. It's something to look forward to in your boring daily secured life.
5. Why is your relationship boring?
a. The frequent arguments.
b. The irritating attitude or habit of your partner.
c. The same routine everyday.
d. Nothing to talk about.
e. etc etc.
6. Because of these tiny irritating issues in your relationship, you have an affair so that you can just forget about these tiny issues temporarily. Duh, you were never going to be serious with that other person, it's just for fun. A fun in your boring daily hypocritical life.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Making Others Look/Sound Stupid
I believe there are certain retards out there who enjoy sounding smart while at the same time trying to make others feel/look/sound stupid.
Today, i went to Lembaga Peperiksaan at Putrajaya to collect my degree from University of London. The only reason how i know where to collect is because my senior told me. There's no notice from the Lembaga Peperiksaan. They are "so efficient".
So while at the Lembaga, i felt a bit lost because there was no notice about where to collect the UOL degree. At the same time i saw these 3 women sitting at the counter with the notice of "SPM/PMR" on their counter. I know the SPM/PMR is irrelevant to me but i needed to ask where can i collect the degree. So i asked the 3rd woman. She looked at me and said this is ONLY for SPM/PMR. For a moment i thought Lembaga Peperiksaan only deals with SPM/PMR? I actually thought i got the place wrong but it's impossible because my previous dealings with UOL was at the same place, Lembaga Peperiksaan.
Then she referred me to the 1st woman. Apparently i matter was under "overseas" matter. This was the woman who irritated me.
She asked me how do i know where to collect. I told her i heard from a friend and she came here to collect. She told me i must have some kind of notice only then i can collect. I was already pissed off. If last year Lembaga didn't give my senior any notice to collect the degree, do you think they will send me one this year? But i just kept quiet while he called another woman. Before she hands me the phone, she was telling the woman she didn't understand what i wanted.
Luckily the woman on the phone was friendly. So i repeated my question. She told me i had the right place and asked for my full name and IC.
What are my issues??? Why people can't be friendly and helpful to you because the 3 women were not friendly and helpful at all. When people asked them questions, they make it look as if that person is asking a stupid question. As for the 1st woman, if she doesn't know anything about University of London, instead of telling me i should bring with me a notice of collection or whatever the crap it is, she should just have referred me to the woman who's in charge with overseas matter. The way they look at me was as if i'm stupid. I'm not stupid if in the end i managed to collect my degree.
That's the problem with some people in this world. The very reason why some people are afraid to ask questions. When you ask, some retard will make it look as if you asked something stupid. But even if what you ask may sound stupid or petty, why don't you just answer in a decent manner? Would it kill you to be nice?
Today, i went to Lembaga Peperiksaan at Putrajaya to collect my degree from University of London. The only reason how i know where to collect is because my senior told me. There's no notice from the Lembaga Peperiksaan. They are "so efficient".
So while at the Lembaga, i felt a bit lost because there was no notice about where to collect the UOL degree. At the same time i saw these 3 women sitting at the counter with the notice of "SPM/PMR" on their counter. I know the SPM/PMR is irrelevant to me but i needed to ask where can i collect the degree. So i asked the 3rd woman. She looked at me and said this is ONLY for SPM/PMR. For a moment i thought Lembaga Peperiksaan only deals with SPM/PMR? I actually thought i got the place wrong but it's impossible because my previous dealings with UOL was at the same place, Lembaga Peperiksaan.
Then she referred me to the 1st woman. Apparently i matter was under "overseas" matter. This was the woman who irritated me.
She asked me how do i know where to collect. I told her i heard from a friend and she came here to collect. She told me i must have some kind of notice only then i can collect. I was already pissed off. If last year Lembaga didn't give my senior any notice to collect the degree, do you think they will send me one this year? But i just kept quiet while he called another woman. Before she hands me the phone, she was telling the woman she didn't understand what i wanted.
Luckily the woman on the phone was friendly. So i repeated my question. She told me i had the right place and asked for my full name and IC.
What are my issues??? Why people can't be friendly and helpful to you because the 3 women were not friendly and helpful at all. When people asked them questions, they make it look as if that person is asking a stupid question. As for the 1st woman, if she doesn't know anything about University of London, instead of telling me i should bring with me a notice of collection or whatever the crap it is, she should just have referred me to the woman who's in charge with overseas matter. The way they look at me was as if i'm stupid. I'm not stupid if in the end i managed to collect my degree.
That's the problem with some people in this world. The very reason why some people are afraid to ask questions. When you ask, some retard will make it look as if you asked something stupid. But even if what you ask may sound stupid or petty, why don't you just answer in a decent manner? Would it kill you to be nice?
CLP - The Post Exam Stress
Ahhh my darling precious blog, mama have come back to continue her bitchings after 2 weeks of stressful exams...
I just finished my CLP (Certificate of Legal Practice) exams... 5 papers in 2 weeks. What a stressful week, then again, what kind of exams isn't stressful? People are usually stress before and during exams. But for me, i'm stressed before, during and after exams...
I just worry too much i guess. How did i find the exams? I think the papers were all okay except for Civil paper. If i fail my civil, i can understand why. If i fail the rest of my papers, i will be like &8^%$! Not that i expect to score high marks for the rest of my papers but i know somehow i'm capable of passing, as in getting 40 and above!.
Then again, if civil is the only paper that i fail, then i will have to refer it somewhere in October/November. And if i don't make it through, another year of doing CLP!!! I don't know if i can handle the damn stress of having to sit through CLP again, especially Civil. God, i just hope i pass the damn paper. I really don't know how the examiners mark the papers :-(...
I curse myself sometimes for worrying too much. A bad habit that is hard to get rid.
I just finished my CLP (Certificate of Legal Practice) exams... 5 papers in 2 weeks. What a stressful week, then again, what kind of exams isn't stressful? People are usually stress before and during exams. But for me, i'm stressed before, during and after exams...
I just worry too much i guess. How did i find the exams? I think the papers were all okay except for Civil paper. If i fail my civil, i can understand why. If i fail the rest of my papers, i will be like &8^%$! Not that i expect to score high marks for the rest of my papers but i know somehow i'm capable of passing, as in getting 40 and above!.
Then again, if civil is the only paper that i fail, then i will have to refer it somewhere in October/November. And if i don't make it through, another year of doing CLP!!! I don't know if i can handle the damn stress of having to sit through CLP again, especially Civil. God, i just hope i pass the damn paper. I really don't know how the examiners mark the papers :-(...
I curse myself sometimes for worrying too much. A bad habit that is hard to get rid.
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Sexual Cannibalism
My exams is in 2 days but i can't resist blogging. But i have to give credits to my friend for informing me to watch a documentary on animals on how they mate. I only managed to watch it 10 mins before the show ended. It was an interesting funny animal documentary. It explains how some animals mate and some are quite funny and interesting. But watching this documentary made me want to blog about it.
SEXUAL CANNIBALISM --> i think that's my favourite word now :P. I found that phrase when i was googling for pictures of the Australian Redback Spider which lead me to a National Geography website and an article on the spider.
CALL ME FAT AND I'LL EAT YOU AFTER YOU ARE DONE SCREWING WITH ME!!!
Ladies and gentleman, above is a picture of the Australian Redback spider. As you can see, there's a big fat black spider and a small tiny weeny one. The big one is the female and the small one is the male. Do you know that even the female snake is much bigger than the male snake?
Sexual cannibalism was used to described the mating between the Australian Redback spiders. Why?
The male encourages the female's cannibalistic tendencies, somersaulting over her mouth parts as he transfers sperm into her,
I copy and paste that from an online article. So while the male spider transfer his sperm into the female, the female will be eating his abdomen. Cool 8)...
Now, apply this concept to HUMANS. Some men these days are pretty useless. They get the women pregnant and then dumped her when he found out that she's pregnant and let her go through her pregnancy alone. Might as well you just kill the man after he got you knocked up. Of course you wouldn't eat his flesh. Maybe kill him and take his money. Actually, in real life, there are some women who go around marrying rich men to get their money and later kill them and make it look like an accident so they will inherit the men's wealth. These kind of women are nicknamed "black widows".
It's not just the Australian Redback spider that practices sexual cannibalism. Even the PRAYING MANTIS does the same thing. Below is the PERFEEECT PICTURE i found of the prying mantis mating cycle. I added the words though :k.
After mating, the female will eat the male praying mantis. If you look at no 3, she will just leave out the limbs. Heheheheh...
It's not that the female is a selfish and ungrateful partner, but she EATS THE MALE to get NUTRITION for her pregnancy. It's not like the male will be sitting around to look after the offsprings. So better just eat him. There's no such thing as free sex.
The documentary never showed the mating of praying mantis. I knew about the praying mantis's sexual cannibalism from another animal documentary.
But another animal which was pointed out by the documentary is a rodent that look like a mouse but is not a mouse. According to the documentary, this male rodent will reach a point where he will be sooooooo SEXUALLY ACTIVE that he will mate NON STOP with different females for 3 WEEKS WITHOUT EATING and in the end DIE of EXHAUSTION and STARVATION.
Hmmm... the things animal do for sex...
SEXUAL CANNIBALISM --> i think that's my favourite word now :P. I found that phrase when i was googling for pictures of the Australian Redback Spider which lead me to a National Geography website and an article on the spider.
CALL ME FAT AND I'LL EAT YOU AFTER YOU ARE DONE SCREWING WITH ME!!!
Ladies and gentleman, above is a picture of the Australian Redback spider. As you can see, there's a big fat black spider and a small tiny weeny one. The big one is the female and the small one is the male. Do you know that even the female snake is much bigger than the male snake?
Sexual cannibalism was used to described the mating between the Australian Redback spiders. Why?
The male encourages the female's cannibalistic tendencies, somersaulting over her mouth parts as he transfers sperm into her,
I copy and paste that from an online article. So while the male spider transfer his sperm into the female, the female will be eating his abdomen. Cool 8)...
Now, apply this concept to HUMANS. Some men these days are pretty useless. They get the women pregnant and then dumped her when he found out that she's pregnant and let her go through her pregnancy alone. Might as well you just kill the man after he got you knocked up. Of course you wouldn't eat his flesh. Maybe kill him and take his money. Actually, in real life, there are some women who go around marrying rich men to get their money and later kill them and make it look like an accident so they will inherit the men's wealth. These kind of women are nicknamed "black widows".
It's not just the Australian Redback spider that practices sexual cannibalism. Even the PRAYING MANTIS does the same thing. Below is the PERFEEECT PICTURE i found of the prying mantis mating cycle. I added the words though :k.
After mating, the female will eat the male praying mantis. If you look at no 3, she will just leave out the limbs. Heheheheh...
It's not that the female is a selfish and ungrateful partner, but she EATS THE MALE to get NUTRITION for her pregnancy. It's not like the male will be sitting around to look after the offsprings. So better just eat him. There's no such thing as free sex.
The documentary never showed the mating of praying mantis. I knew about the praying mantis's sexual cannibalism from another animal documentary.
But another animal which was pointed out by the documentary is a rodent that look like a mouse but is not a mouse. According to the documentary, this male rodent will reach a point where he will be sooooooo SEXUALLY ACTIVE that he will mate NON STOP with different females for 3 WEEKS WITHOUT EATING and in the end DIE of EXHAUSTION and STARVATION.
Hmmm... the things animal do for sex...
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Germany v Argentina WC 2010
"Don't cry for me Argentina... the truth is you'll never win World Cup 2010... You must be dreaming.. You coach is an irritating loser.. he deserves such humiliation.. so don't talk big.... Oh Maradona... You can sing like Madonna now...."
P/s : i usually don't sound like an irritating bitch when it comes to football but i dedicate this to all you anti German fans who provoked me by telling me that Germany will lose before the match started!
P/s : i usually don't sound like an irritating bitch when it comes to football but i dedicate this to all you anti German fans who provoked me by telling me that Germany will lose before the match started!
Friday, July 2, 2010
A Clean Man is a Must!
Men always accused women of nagging over small things. When i was young, my mom always nag me and my brother for messing up the house. But now i understand the basis of her nagging. When you clean the house and it's being messed up by someone, you will feel irritated. There goes your hard work of cleaning only to be messed up by someone who never cleans or never bother to clean up after causing the mess.
I don't know how to cook but i'm good at cleaning. I mean it doesn't take skills to clean but it takes HARD WORK and DEDICATION. That's why people hate to clean, because they are lazy.
Most men are dirty and unhygienic. Why??? Most of them are just plain lazy. I once viewed a house because i was planing to rent and the current tenants were a bunch of male students. God, the house was a mess and it was disgusting! Especially the bathroom. It looks like it was not cleaned for ages. I actually thought one of the tenant was cute but when i see that he's capable of living in such a place, it just turns me off.
Today i had the "privilege" to clean my brother's toilet since he was going to go to Terengaganu to work and my dad asked me to clean the toilet. I think he has been staying at our house for 2 years and in that 2 years, i did nag to my father to tell my brother to clean his disgusting toilet. I could see my brother's bathroom was filthy dirty because he lets his room door open. Was that some kind of invitation for me to clean is bathroom? Hell, i wouldn't even want to go an inch near his bathroom. If i was ghost, his bathroom's condition is capable of EXORCISING me.
Either my dad did remind my brother to clean his toilet or my brother just turn a deaf ear to it. Why do i nag? It's not even my bathroom and it's not like i'm gonna clean it. WRONG! I have foreseen that this day will come when i have to clean my brother's bathroom when he has to move out from the house.
Let me show you just how DIRTY his bathroom was :
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW X infinity
The detergents. He never buy new ones. These stuff have been there for 1 YEAR PLUS. Proof he never cleans his bathroom.
And now, pictures after i have cleaned his bathroom :
I scrubbed the floor like mad but the stain just won't go away. This is the cleanest i can get.
Yes, i used A LOT OF DETERGENT just to get rid of the stains.
You need to clean bathrooms 1-2 times a WEEK. If you don't clean, mold or fungus will start to appear. If you leave it for weeks or even years, it will leave a stain and no matter how much you scrub, it won't come off!!!
So now you understand the importance of cleaning AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK? Screw your laziness! Women are not slaves to clean after you men. A clean man is a "VERY BONUS". What, you think being clean or cleaning a house is gay? Your mind must be gay. I don't expect a man to be a clean freak but i expect him to be able to keep his own house and himself clean. And i seriously hate men who PEE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AND NEVER CLEAN! Do you want me to cut off your penis because with it, you can't even aim properly. Don't you even wash???
I admit, some women are dirty too. It's funny how they care so much about their looks and appearance that it makes you think she's a clean person just by looking at her. But when you go to her house or even her room, she's a dirty freak!
Being dirty and unhygenic not only shows you are dirty and unhygenic but also the fact that you are LAZY.
I don't know how to cook but i'm good at cleaning. I mean it doesn't take skills to clean but it takes HARD WORK and DEDICATION. That's why people hate to clean, because they are lazy.
Most men are dirty and unhygienic. Why??? Most of them are just plain lazy. I once viewed a house because i was planing to rent and the current tenants were a bunch of male students. God, the house was a mess and it was disgusting! Especially the bathroom. It looks like it was not cleaned for ages. I actually thought one of the tenant was cute but when i see that he's capable of living in such a place, it just turns me off.
Today i had the "privilege" to clean my brother's toilet since he was going to go to Terengaganu to work and my dad asked me to clean the toilet. I think he has been staying at our house for 2 years and in that 2 years, i did nag to my father to tell my brother to clean his disgusting toilet. I could see my brother's bathroom was filthy dirty because he lets his room door open. Was that some kind of invitation for me to clean is bathroom? Hell, i wouldn't even want to go an inch near his bathroom. If i was ghost, his bathroom's condition is capable of EXORCISING me.
Either my dad did remind my brother to clean his toilet or my brother just turn a deaf ear to it. Why do i nag? It's not even my bathroom and it's not like i'm gonna clean it. WRONG! I have foreseen that this day will come when i have to clean my brother's bathroom when he has to move out from the house.
Let me show you just how DIRTY his bathroom was :
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW X infinity
The detergents. He never buy new ones. These stuff have been there for 1 YEAR PLUS. Proof he never cleans his bathroom.
And now, pictures after i have cleaned his bathroom :
I scrubbed the floor like mad but the stain just won't go away. This is the cleanest i can get.
Yes, i used A LOT OF DETERGENT just to get rid of the stains.
You need to clean bathrooms 1-2 times a WEEK. If you don't clean, mold or fungus will start to appear. If you leave it for weeks or even years, it will leave a stain and no matter how much you scrub, it won't come off!!!
So now you understand the importance of cleaning AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK? Screw your laziness! Women are not slaves to clean after you men. A clean man is a "VERY BONUS". What, you think being clean or cleaning a house is gay? Your mind must be gay. I don't expect a man to be a clean freak but i expect him to be able to keep his own house and himself clean. And i seriously hate men who PEE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AND NEVER CLEAN! Do you want me to cut off your penis because with it, you can't even aim properly. Don't you even wash???
I admit, some women are dirty too. It's funny how they care so much about their looks and appearance that it makes you think she's a clean person just by looking at her. But when you go to her house or even her room, she's a dirty freak!
Being dirty and unhygenic not only shows you are dirty and unhygenic but also the fact that you are LAZY.
Sex Education 2 - coz i think i blog bout this before
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/nik-aziz-sex-education-is-like-teaching-thieves-how-to-steal/
open the link above since my blog entry is referring to that link.
Anyway, Nik Aziz says that sex education is like teaching thieves to steal. Leave it to Nik Aziz to show how "old fashion" or "shallow minded" he is.
Nobody knows what are the syllabus of Sex Education if it were to ever be introduced in school.But I'm pretty sure Sex Education is not about teaching people all the sex positions nor how to perform good oral sex. Neither will it be teaching about how to stimulate men and women or how to seduce the opposite sex. Basically, it doesn't teach you how to be a world class sex whore or a Casanova or a stallion in bed.
When people proposed that Sex Education should be introduced, these are the things that i think ought to be taught :
1. The male and female sex organ and what it's capable of doing. Example, the male sex organ, penis, is capable of hardening and when it's hard it can penetrate and when it's stimulated it can produce sperm and sperm is capable of making a women pregnant. As for the woman's sex organ, the vagina, is capable of being penetrated. And blah blah blah...
2. The meaning of penetration.
3. And your basic moral story : sex is only allowed when a man and a woman is lawfully married to each other. It's a sin to commit sex out of wedlock. And blah blah blah.
4. What is safe and unsafe sex.
5. Consequences of unsafe sex. Pregnancy and sexual transmitted diseases.
6. Install fear on the students of pregnancy and STD. This way, you can frightened girls from having sex. Example : you'll be fat for 9 months (legally pregnant women, pls be don't be offended), or your vagina won't be tight etc.
7. You need to REASON with them. Tell them what happens when they are pregnant out of wedlock, they are destroying their future, nobody will be able to look after the child, etc. As for STD, the consequences upon their health.
8. Show pics of babies thrown away, killed by their own mothers because they are unwanted, pics of people infected with STD. Pics can add some "colour" to possible dull lecture.
9. Throw some senses into these young teens that love aren't as perfect or lovey dovey as in movies. Just because the men say they love you, doesn't mean he mean it and will marry you.
10. Finally, conclusion - if you insist on having sex, be prepared of the consequences. Sure you have those "busy body" and "very free" and "no work" religious authorities doing spot checks on couples having sex out of wedlock but as you can see, this still didn't stop people from having sex or stop people from dumping babies. Why? Because somehow, people will sneak around to have sex and thus make mistakes by getting pregnant.
Like i've said many times before, just because you are giving out free condoms, it doesn't mean you are encouraging people to have sex. You can never stop people from doing something but the least you can do is to educate them and make them AWARE of the consequences if they are not careful. No doubt, there are stupid people out there who insist on having sex or enjoy sex so much that they think they can never get pregnant. I don't know which part of their brain thinks they are immune from pregnancy.
It's like you can't prevent young boys from watching porn. Somehow, they will find some other methods to watch porn.
If i had a daughter, the moment she gets her period, i'll give her sex education, make her understand what her body is capable of doing. And if she choose to have sex, she will be responsible for her own action and i won't have anything to do with it. Parents can never be 24 hours surveillance CCTV, thus they need to inform and educate their children the things which their children might face.
Why do we take things for granted? Why do we think our children won't do it? Children will never tell parents the bad things they do until one day when the parents found out by themselves or their child get into trouble. By then it'll be too late. You would have wished you had inform or warn your child of the mistakes your child might commit as they grow up. Had you educate them instead of your child exploring on their own and making mistakes, you could have PREVENTED it.
Always remember that you were once a child and you do things behind your parents back. Sometimes you get caught and sometimes you don't and you thank your lucky stars that you were never caught or get involved in a big problem where you have to involve your parents. And your child could be doing the exact same thing.
And just because you turn out to be a holy saint and never commit any sins as you were growing up, never take for granted your child won't do any bad things. Sometimes good parenting isn't good enough to guide your child to the right path. 40% (or whatever the figure may be)depends on the child and the choices they make.
THEREFORE, FEEL FREE TO HAVE SEX BUT BE AWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES AND MAKE SURE YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. THINK BEFORE HAVING SEX AND THINK WHILE HAVING SEX. DON'T LET PASSION CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT.
open the link above since my blog entry is referring to that link.
Anyway, Nik Aziz says that sex education is like teaching thieves to steal. Leave it to Nik Aziz to show how "old fashion" or "shallow minded" he is.
Nobody knows what are the syllabus of Sex Education if it were to ever be introduced in school.But I'm pretty sure Sex Education is not about teaching people all the sex positions nor how to perform good oral sex. Neither will it be teaching about how to stimulate men and women or how to seduce the opposite sex. Basically, it doesn't teach you how to be a world class sex whore or a Casanova or a stallion in bed.
When people proposed that Sex Education should be introduced, these are the things that i think ought to be taught :
1. The male and female sex organ and what it's capable of doing. Example, the male sex organ, penis, is capable of hardening and when it's hard it can penetrate and when it's stimulated it can produce sperm and sperm is capable of making a women pregnant. As for the woman's sex organ, the vagina, is capable of being penetrated. And blah blah blah...
2. The meaning of penetration.
3. And your basic moral story : sex is only allowed when a man and a woman is lawfully married to each other. It's a sin to commit sex out of wedlock. And blah blah blah.
4. What is safe and unsafe sex.
5. Consequences of unsafe sex. Pregnancy and sexual transmitted diseases.
6. Install fear on the students of pregnancy and STD. This way, you can frightened girls from having sex. Example : you'll be fat for 9 months (legally pregnant women, pls be don't be offended), or your vagina won't be tight etc.
7. You need to REASON with them. Tell them what happens when they are pregnant out of wedlock, they are destroying their future, nobody will be able to look after the child, etc. As for STD, the consequences upon their health.
8. Show pics of babies thrown away, killed by their own mothers because they are unwanted, pics of people infected with STD. Pics can add some "colour" to possible dull lecture.
9. Throw some senses into these young teens that love aren't as perfect or lovey dovey as in movies. Just because the men say they love you, doesn't mean he mean it and will marry you.
10. Finally, conclusion - if you insist on having sex, be prepared of the consequences. Sure you have those "busy body" and "very free" and "no work" religious authorities doing spot checks on couples having sex out of wedlock but as you can see, this still didn't stop people from having sex or stop people from dumping babies. Why? Because somehow, people will sneak around to have sex and thus make mistakes by getting pregnant.
Like i've said many times before, just because you are giving out free condoms, it doesn't mean you are encouraging people to have sex. You can never stop people from doing something but the least you can do is to educate them and make them AWARE of the consequences if they are not careful. No doubt, there are stupid people out there who insist on having sex or enjoy sex so much that they think they can never get pregnant. I don't know which part of their brain thinks they are immune from pregnancy.
It's like you can't prevent young boys from watching porn. Somehow, they will find some other methods to watch porn.
If i had a daughter, the moment she gets her period, i'll give her sex education, make her understand what her body is capable of doing. And if she choose to have sex, she will be responsible for her own action and i won't have anything to do with it. Parents can never be 24 hours surveillance CCTV, thus they need to inform and educate their children the things which their children might face.
Why do we take things for granted? Why do we think our children won't do it? Children will never tell parents the bad things they do until one day when the parents found out by themselves or their child get into trouble. By then it'll be too late. You would have wished you had inform or warn your child of the mistakes your child might commit as they grow up. Had you educate them instead of your child exploring on their own and making mistakes, you could have PREVENTED it.
Always remember that you were once a child and you do things behind your parents back. Sometimes you get caught and sometimes you don't and you thank your lucky stars that you were never caught or get involved in a big problem where you have to involve your parents. And your child could be doing the exact same thing.
And just because you turn out to be a holy saint and never commit any sins as you were growing up, never take for granted your child won't do any bad things. Sometimes good parenting isn't good enough to guide your child to the right path. 40% (or whatever the figure may be)depends on the child and the choices they make.
THEREFORE, FEEL FREE TO HAVE SEX BUT BE AWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES AND MAKE SURE YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. THINK BEFORE HAVING SEX AND THINK WHILE HAVING SEX. DON'T LET PASSION CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Uncomfortable
I was waiting for the bus today. At that time i was alone until i saw a girl in a secondary school uniform came towards me to wait for the bus. She asked me whether i was waiting for the bus and i said yes.
I think she's in form one or two because she looks young and very thin. She was carrying a heavy plastic bag. She asked me where i was going so i answered her. To be friendly, i asked her which bus she was taking because there are 3 different buses that pass that place.
I think she was friendly. Perhaps too friendly. I felt uncomfortable with the way she was looking at me, she wasn't staring though. I've come across children who like to STARE. It's annoying and very uncomfortable. It makes me wonder what they are staring at because they were really looking at me. What, the last time i checked my acne problem wasn't that bad. I mean, if they are babies i don't really mind because babies can't really think but children like 6, 7, 8 or 9 years old or 12, 13 or even 14 are different. Parents need to teach their children that it's RUDE to stare at people.
Another thing that made me slightly uncomfortable with this girl is that once or twice she would come really close to me to wait for the bus. Then she would go slightly further, then come near me again. She can't stand still. Can't blame her because the weather was freaking hot.
Then she took out something from the plastic. It was a tin can. Then she started to spray it at the trees. The tin cans produce those "long colourful string" stuff that people usually use as a decoration for parties. So she was mischievously spraying at the trees, making it look like a mess a.k.a vandalism. Of course you can remove it but the strings are hanging all over the trees. She was giggling and look at me.
I was shocked actually. First i thought she was nice and friendly but i don't expect a girl to do such mischievous thing. I was thinking whether she was going to spray that thing at me because if she did, i'll beat her up. I'm like King Kong standing next to her.
We later got into the same bus. She sat in front of me. When i was about to get down to my destination, she looked back and said bye. I said bye in return. Weird.
I think she's in form one or two because she looks young and very thin. She was carrying a heavy plastic bag. She asked me where i was going so i answered her. To be friendly, i asked her which bus she was taking because there are 3 different buses that pass that place.
I think she was friendly. Perhaps too friendly. I felt uncomfortable with the way she was looking at me, she wasn't staring though. I've come across children who like to STARE. It's annoying and very uncomfortable. It makes me wonder what they are staring at because they were really looking at me. What, the last time i checked my acne problem wasn't that bad. I mean, if they are babies i don't really mind because babies can't really think but children like 6, 7, 8 or 9 years old or 12, 13 or even 14 are different. Parents need to teach their children that it's RUDE to stare at people.
Another thing that made me slightly uncomfortable with this girl is that once or twice she would come really close to me to wait for the bus. Then she would go slightly further, then come near me again. She can't stand still. Can't blame her because the weather was freaking hot.
Then she took out something from the plastic. It was a tin can. Then she started to spray it at the trees. The tin cans produce those "long colourful string" stuff that people usually use as a decoration for parties. So she was mischievously spraying at the trees, making it look like a mess a.k.a vandalism. Of course you can remove it but the strings are hanging all over the trees. She was giggling and look at me.
I was shocked actually. First i thought she was nice and friendly but i don't expect a girl to do such mischievous thing. I was thinking whether she was going to spray that thing at me because if she did, i'll beat her up. I'm like King Kong standing next to her.
We later got into the same bus. She sat in front of me. When i was about to get down to my destination, she looked back and said bye. I said bye in return. Weird.
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