Making Others Look/Sound Stupid

I believe there are certain retards out there who enjoy sounding smart while at the same time trying to make others feel/look/sound stupid.

Today, i went to Lembaga Peperiksaan at Putrajaya to collect my degree from University of London. The only reason how i know where to collect is because my senior told me. There's no notice from the Lembaga Peperiksaan. They are "so efficient".

So while at the Lembaga, i felt a bit lost because there was no notice about where to collect the UOL degree. At the same time i saw these 3 women sitting at the counter with the notice of "SPM/PMR" on their counter. I know the SPM/PMR is irrelevant to me but i needed to ask where can i collect the degree. So i asked the 3rd woman. She looked at me and said this is ONLY for SPM/PMR. For a moment i thought Lembaga Peperiksaan only deals with SPM/PMR? I actually thought i got the place wrong but it's impossible because my previous dealings with UOL was at the same place, Lembaga Peperiksaan.

Then she referred me to the 1st woman. Apparently i matter was under "overseas" matter. This was the woman who irritated me.

She asked me how do i know where to collect. I told her i heard from a friend and she came here to collect. She told me i must have some kind of notice only then i can collect. I was already pissed off. If last year Lembaga didn't give my senior any notice to collect the degree, do you think they will send me one this year? But i just kept quiet while he called another woman. Before she hands me the phone, she was telling the woman she didn't understand what i wanted.

Luckily the woman on the phone was friendly. So i repeated my question. She told me i had the right place and asked for my full name and IC.

What are my issues??? Why people can't be friendly and helpful to you because the 3 women were not friendly and helpful at all. When people asked them questions, they make it look as if that person is asking a stupid question. As for the 1st woman, if she doesn't know anything about University of London, instead of telling me i should bring with me a notice of collection or whatever the crap it is, she should just have referred me to the woman who's in charge with overseas matter. The way they look at me was as if i'm stupid. I'm not stupid if in the end i managed to collect my degree.

That's the problem with some people in this world. The very reason why some people are afraid to ask questions. When you ask, some retard will make it look as if you asked something stupid. But even if what you ask may sound stupid or petty, why don't you just answer in a decent manner? Would it kill you to be nice?

CLP - The Post Exam Stress

Ahhh my darling precious blog, mama have come back to continue her bitchings after 2 weeks of stressful exams...

I just finished my CLP (Certificate of Legal Practice) exams... 5 papers in 2 weeks. What a stressful week, then again, what kind of exams isn't stressful? People are usually stress before and during exams. But for me, i'm stressed before, during and after exams...

I just worry too much i guess. How did i find the exams? I think the papers were all okay except for Civil paper. If i fail my civil, i can understand why. If i fail the rest of my papers, i will be like &8^%$! Not that i expect to score high marks for the rest of my papers but i know somehow i'm capable of passing, as in getting 40 and above!.

Then again, if civil is the only paper that i fail, then i will have to refer it somewhere in October/November. And if i don't make it through, another year of doing CLP!!! I don't know if i can handle the damn stress of having to sit through CLP again, especially Civil. God, i just hope i pass the damn paper. I really don't know how the examiners mark the papers :-(...

I curse myself sometimes for worrying too much. A bad habit that is hard to get rid.

Sexual Cannibalism

My exams is in 2 days but i can't resist blogging. But i have to give credits to my friend for informing me to watch a documentary on animals on how they mate. I only managed to watch it 10 mins before the show ended. It was an interesting funny animal documentary. It explains how some animals mate and some are quite funny and interesting. But watching this documentary made me want to blog about it.

SEXUAL CANNIBALISM --> i think that's my favourite word now :P. I found that phrase when i was googling for pictures of the Australian Redback Spider which lead me to a National Geography website and an article on the spider.


CALL ME FAT AND I'LL EAT YOU AFTER YOU ARE DONE SCREWING WITH ME!!!


Ladies and gentleman, above is a picture of the Australian Redback spider. As you can see, there's a big fat black spider and a small tiny weeny one. The big one is the female and the small one is the male. Do you know that even the female snake is much bigger than the male snake?

Sexual cannibalism was used to described the mating between the Australian Redback spiders. Why?

The male encourages the female's cannibalistic tendencies, somersaulting over her mouth parts as he transfers sperm into her,

I copy and paste that from an online article. So while the male spider transfer his sperm into the female, the female will be eating his abdomen. Cool 8)...

Now, apply this concept to HUMANS. Some men these days are pretty useless. They get the women pregnant and then dumped her when he found out that she's pregnant and let her go through her pregnancy alone. Might as well you just kill the man after he got you knocked up. Of course you wouldn't eat his flesh. Maybe kill him and take his money. Actually, in real life, there are some women who go around marrying rich men to get their money and later kill them and make it look like an accident so they will inherit the men's wealth. These kind of women are nicknamed "black widows".

It's not just the Australian Redback spider that practices sexual cannibalism. Even the PRAYING MANTIS does the same thing. Below is the PERFEEECT PICTURE i found of the prying mantis mating cycle. I added the words though :k.





After mating, the female will eat the male praying mantis. If you look at no 3, she will just leave out the limbs. Heheheheh...

It's not that the female is a selfish and ungrateful partner, but she EATS THE MALE to get NUTRITION for her pregnancy. It's not like the male will be sitting around to look after the offsprings. So better just eat him. There's no such thing as free sex.

The documentary never showed the mating of praying mantis. I knew about the praying mantis's sexual cannibalism from another animal documentary.

But another animal which was pointed out by the documentary is a rodent that look like a mouse but is not a mouse. According to the documentary, this male rodent will reach a point where he will be sooooooo SEXUALLY ACTIVE that he will mate NON STOP with different females for 3 WEEKS WITHOUT EATING and in the end DIE of EXHAUSTION and STARVATION.

Hmmm... the things animal do for sex...

Germany v Argentina WC 2010

"Don't cry for me Argentina... the truth is you'll never win World Cup 2010... You must be dreaming.. You coach is an irritating loser.. he deserves such humiliation.. so don't talk big.... Oh Maradona... You can sing like Madonna now...."



P/s : i usually don't sound like an irritating bitch when it comes to football but i dedicate this to all you anti German fans who provoked me by telling me that Germany will lose before the match started!

A Clean Man is a Must!

Men always accused women of nagging over small things. When i was young, my mom always nag me and my brother for messing up the house. But now i understand the basis of her nagging. When you clean the house and it's being messed up by someone, you will feel irritated. There goes your hard work of cleaning only to be messed up by someone who never cleans or never bother to clean up after causing the mess.

I don't know how to cook but i'm good at cleaning. I mean it doesn't take skills to clean but it takes HARD WORK and DEDICATION. That's why people hate to clean, because they are lazy.

Most men are dirty and unhygienic. Why??? Most of them are just plain lazy. I once viewed a house because i was planing to rent and the current tenants were a bunch of male students. God, the house was a mess and it was disgusting! Especially the bathroom. It looks like it was not cleaned for ages. I actually thought one of the tenant was cute but when i see that he's capable of living in such a place, it just turns me off.

Today i had the "privilege" to clean my brother's toilet since he was going to go to Terengaganu to work and my dad asked me to clean the toilet. I think he has been staying at our house for 2 years and in that 2 years, i did nag to my father to tell my brother to clean his disgusting toilet. I could see my brother's bathroom was filthy dirty because he lets his room door open. Was that some kind of invitation for me to clean is bathroom? Hell, i wouldn't even want to go an inch near his bathroom. If i was ghost, his bathroom's condition is capable of EXORCISING me.

Either my dad did remind my brother to clean his toilet or my brother just turn a deaf ear to it. Why do i nag? It's not even my bathroom and it's not like i'm gonna clean it. WRONG! I have foreseen that this day will come when i have to clean my brother's bathroom when he has to move out from the house.

Let me show you just how DIRTY his bathroom was :


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW X infinity



The detergents. He never buy new ones. These stuff have been there for 1 YEAR PLUS. Proof he never cleans his bathroom.


And now, pictures after i have cleaned his bathroom :







I scrubbed the floor like mad but the stain just won't go away. This is the cleanest i can get.


Yes, i used A LOT OF DETERGENT just to get rid of the stains.


You need to clean bathrooms 1-2 times a WEEK. If you don't clean, mold or fungus will start to appear. If you leave it for weeks or even years, it will leave a stain and no matter how much you scrub, it won't come off!!!

So now you understand the importance of cleaning AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK? Screw your laziness! Women are not slaves to clean after you men. A clean man is a "VERY BONUS". What, you think being clean or cleaning a house is gay? Your mind must be gay. I don't expect a man to be a clean freak but i expect him to be able to keep his own house and himself clean. And i seriously hate men who PEE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AND NEVER CLEAN! Do you want me to cut off your penis because with it, you can't even aim properly. Don't you even wash???

I admit, some women are dirty too. It's funny how they care so much about their looks and appearance that it makes you think she's a clean person just by looking at her. But when you go to her house or even her room, she's a dirty freak!

Being dirty and unhygenic not only shows you are dirty and unhygenic but also the fact that you are LAZY.

Sex Education 2 - coz i think i blog bout this before

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/nik-aziz-sex-education-is-like-teaching-thieves-how-to-steal/


open the link above since my blog entry is referring to that link.

Anyway, Nik Aziz says that sex education is like teaching thieves to steal. Leave it to Nik Aziz to show how "old fashion" or "shallow minded" he is.

Nobody knows what are the syllabus of Sex Education if it were to ever be introduced in school.But I'm pretty sure Sex Education is not about teaching people all the sex positions nor how to perform good oral sex. Neither will it be teaching about how to stimulate men and women or how to seduce the opposite sex. Basically, it doesn't teach you how to be a world class sex whore or a Casanova or a stallion in bed.

When people proposed that Sex Education should be introduced, these are the things that i think ought to be taught :

1. The male and female sex organ and what it's capable of doing. Example, the male sex organ, penis, is capable of hardening and when it's hard it can penetrate and when it's stimulated it can produce sperm and sperm is capable of making a women pregnant. As for the woman's sex organ, the vagina, is capable of being penetrated. And blah blah blah...

2. The meaning of penetration.

3. And your basic moral story : sex is only allowed when a man and a woman is lawfully married to each other. It's a sin to commit sex out of wedlock. And blah blah blah.

4. What is safe and unsafe sex.

5. Consequences of unsafe sex. Pregnancy and sexual transmitted diseases.

6. Install fear on the students of pregnancy and STD. This way, you can frightened girls from having sex. Example : you'll be fat for 9 months (legally pregnant women, pls be don't be offended), or your vagina won't be tight etc.

7. You need to REASON with them. Tell them what happens when they are pregnant out of wedlock, they are destroying their future, nobody will be able to look after the child, etc. As for STD, the consequences upon their health.

8. Show pics of babies thrown away, killed by their own mothers because they are unwanted, pics of people infected with STD. Pics can add some "colour" to possible dull lecture.

9. Throw some senses into these young teens that love aren't as perfect or lovey dovey as in movies. Just because the men say they love you, doesn't mean he mean it and will marry you.

10. Finally, conclusion - if you insist on having sex, be prepared of the consequences. Sure you have those "busy body" and "very free" and "no work" religious authorities doing spot checks on couples having sex out of wedlock but as you can see, this still didn't stop people from having sex or stop people from dumping babies. Why? Because somehow, people will sneak around to have sex and thus make mistakes by getting pregnant.

Like i've said many times before, just because you are giving out free condoms, it doesn't mean you are encouraging people to have sex. You can never stop people from doing something but the least you can do is to educate them and make them AWARE of the consequences if they are not careful. No doubt, there are stupid people out there who insist on having sex or enjoy sex so much that they think they can never get pregnant. I don't know which part of their brain thinks they are immune from pregnancy.

It's like you can't prevent young boys from watching porn. Somehow, they will find some other methods to watch porn.

If i had a daughter, the moment she gets her period, i'll give her sex education, make her understand what her body is capable of doing. And if she choose to have sex, she will be responsible for her own action and i won't have anything to do with it. Parents can never be 24 hours surveillance CCTV, thus they need to inform and educate their children the things which their children might face.

Why do we take things for granted? Why do we think our children won't do it? Children will never tell parents the bad things they do until one day when the parents found out by themselves or their child get into trouble. By then it'll be too late. You would have wished you had inform or warn your child of the mistakes your child might commit as they grow up. Had you educate them instead of your child exploring on their own and making mistakes, you could have PREVENTED it.

Always remember that you were once a child and you do things behind your parents back. Sometimes you get caught and sometimes you don't and you thank your lucky stars that you were never caught or get involved in a big problem where you have to involve your parents. And your child could be doing the exact same thing.

And just because you turn out to be a holy saint and never commit any sins as you were growing up, never take for granted your child won't do any bad things. Sometimes good parenting isn't good enough to guide your child to the right path. 40% (or whatever the figure may be)depends on the child and the choices they make.

THEREFORE, FEEL FREE TO HAVE SEX BUT BE AWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES AND MAKE SURE YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. THINK BEFORE HAVING SEX AND THINK WHILE HAVING SEX. DON'T LET PASSION CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT.

Uncomfortable

I was waiting for the bus today. At that time i was alone until i saw a girl in a secondary school uniform came towards me to wait for the bus. She asked me whether i was waiting for the bus and i said yes.

I think she's in form one or two because she looks young and very thin. She was carrying a heavy plastic bag. She asked me where i was going so i answered her. To be friendly, i asked her which bus she was taking because there are 3 different buses that pass that place.

I think she was friendly. Perhaps too friendly. I felt uncomfortable with the way she was looking at me, she wasn't staring though. I've come across children who like to STARE. It's annoying and very uncomfortable. It makes me wonder what they are staring at because they were really looking at me. What, the last time i checked my acne problem wasn't that bad. I mean, if they are babies i don't really mind because babies can't really think but children like 6, 7, 8 or 9 years old or 12, 13 or even 14 are different. Parents need to teach their children that it's RUDE to stare at people.

Another thing that made me slightly uncomfortable with this girl is that once or twice she would come really close to me to wait for the bus. Then she would go slightly further, then come near me again. She can't stand still. Can't blame her because the weather was freaking hot.

Then she took out something from the plastic. It was a tin can. Then she started to spray it at the trees. The tin cans produce those "long colourful string" stuff that people usually use as a decoration for parties. So she was mischievously spraying at the trees, making it look like a mess a.k.a vandalism. Of course you can remove it but the strings are hanging all over the trees. She was giggling and look at me.

I was shocked actually. First i thought she was nice and friendly but i don't expect a girl to do such mischievous thing. I was thinking whether she was going to spray that thing at me because if she did, i'll beat her up. I'm like King Kong standing next to her.

We later got into the same bus. She sat in front of me. When i was about to get down to my destination, she looked back and said bye. I said bye in return. Weird.